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Caponimoq

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The mason that hated the elves
« on: December 05, 2016, 04:20:02 pm »
I had statues made by my mason , and a statue had this description.
"This is a superior quality gypsum statue of elves. The item is a rendition of The Murk of Rings, an image of two elves, a dwarf and a apple tree.  The dwarf  is laughing.  The two elves are screaming.  The apple tree is burning."
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Re: The mason that hated the elves
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2016, 05:29:45 pm »
As it should be
Usually when a dwarf experiences death and murder,
they will engrave the victors laughing at the losers,
in this case Demons laughing at Elves.
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Re: The mason that hated the elves
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2016, 07:18:24 pm »
Place it at the entrance to your fort, or around your trade depot.

This is the pinnacle of dwarven artistic expression.
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Re: The mason that hated the elves
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2016, 07:47:37 pm »
Someone must draw it.
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Re: The mason that hated the elves
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2016, 08:48:07 pm »
There are several art threads, including one cool one in the Adventure Mode subforum; try there, maybe? Or just find the community art subforum, I know there's one, just not sure what it's called.
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Re: The mason that hated the elves
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2016, 09:01:04 pm »
Super quick post-it note art is best art.

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Re: The mason that hated the elves
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2016, 09:27:19 pm »
Hahahahaha, awesome art!
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Re: The mason that hated the elves
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2016, 04:27:34 am »
Yes!! Excellent art!
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Re: The mason that hated the elves
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2016, 08:39:13 am »
LOL I love the expressions, all done perfectly.
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Re: The mason that hated the elves
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2016, 04:31:14 pm »
Make that stick look even a little more like a flaming marshmallow and we'll be good.
That's a good drawing, btw, nicely captures the essence of its source material.  :)
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