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[S34N1C]

Sorry, I've been really lazy this morning. Working on the update now

[S34N1C]

"McCree bot; Initializing. Kill order; Received. Enemy sighted; True. Roger, roger."

Furiously shoot every enemy in sight.

[3] You start shooting, and kill several enemies
-25 enemies

Overseer 1.0, activating. Combat subroutines online. System Integrity: 100%. Construction: Ongoing. Roger Roger.
Build automated coilgun artillery to shell the enemy.

[2] You've built your idea of a coilgun, but for the life of you you can't make it work!

Shouldn't Ozarck have killed some enemies?

Run out of fuel after destroying all water on the planet, and fizzle out.

Respawn as a lich in some forgotten tomb somewhere.

[3] You are now a lich, in a forgotten tomb. You have no clue where you are in relation to the battle.

continue slaughtering the robot-cyborg things and ripping out their core processors/souls/whatever for the entity, using the mist to hide myself from them until it is too late!

[6] You continue your bloodfuel-rage and keep sacrificing. When it's all over you find yourself on the middle of a group of enemies. They don't look too happy. . .
-10 town
-15 enemies

Hack enemy robots, turn em against each other.

[1] You start to hack, but they've got an amazing firewall. It quickly counterattacks and completely disables you
-1 town
REBOOT?

Have my Robo-Infernal Vizier start killing the townies.

[2] The Robo-Vizier is such a bit machine that it takes a bit for him to start up.

"beep beep boop. I am a robot. I am here to take American jobs."

Continue selling Robo-Crack. I imagine it's something like weak oneshot magnets that they pass over thier memory cores. Use my fortune from selling crack to build some cloning factories to fight the robots.

[3] Your Robo-crack business is just a successful as your real crack business! Construction on the factory starts
-20 enemies

As Hillbilly survive the water death of the planet through the entity's protection. Start hacking people to bits with a chainsaw in the entity's glory.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[2] Sorry, you're not a hillbilly, your a robot! And you don't have a chainsaw!

I use a doom - shroom((http://plantsvszombies.wikia.com/wiki/Doom-shroom))to kill everything.

[1] When planting the doom-shroom, it blows up in your face.
-1 town
REBOOT?

create a cloning machine to clone the townspeople to fight the enemy

[5] The cloning machine is open for business!

Command my robo-animals in the attack against the enemy-bots

[5] Your Robo-animals tear into the enemy.
-20 enemies

-10 town for autonomous death toll

Robo-town: 1272
Robo-enemies: 5352

[ziizo]

Combine a few of the robo-animals into a megazord with I robo-bunny king as the head, then attack the enemy "roger roger"

[Dustan Hache]

Combine a few of the robo-animals into a megazord with I robo-bunny king as the head, then attack the enemy "roger roger"

ignore/slaughter the former teammates as I charge and try to brutally dismember this guy.

[KiwiOui]

Primary weapons unavailable. Constructing Secondary defenses. System Integrity: 100%. Roger Roger!
Refit the coilartillery into an EMP cannon. Fire it at the robotic enemy hordes.

[Coolrune206]

Create a factory to produce organic humans. Assign them to protect the town.

[helmacon]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[3] Your Robo-crack business is just a successful as your real crack business! Construction on the factory starts
-20 enemies

Expand Robo-crack inc. Finish cloning factory. Begin pumping out clones.

[Ozarck]

reset the game, with a less miimalistic system.

[NRDL]

Cultivate insectoid hive mind that I can control.

[killerhellhound]

Query, weapons needed. Searching for chainsaw rodger rodger

[Imic]

I use my robo - powers to end the world.

[KiwiOui]

I use my robo - powers to end the world.

Welp. Wait, just the world? Robots, in space, anyone?_{Roger Roger}

Clones? Droids? World destroying death machines? In space? Now we just need Jar Jar Binks to complete the Star Wars transformation!

[Failbird105]

spawn as a giant golem with laser eyes in the middle of the battlefield, begin attacking both sides.

[ATHATH]

Locate the battle using divination spells, then head there while invisible.