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TheRedwolf

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Dog vs cat ARMS RACE!
« on: March 13, 2018, 09:54:10 pm »

The year is 14128, and the war between cats and dogs has reached a climax. The situation is so dire that the respective factions are picking HUMAN FORUMITE INVENTORS to help the war effort.
The dog side weapons and knowledge are:
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Cats:
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Turns go in 3 phases: Research, Production, and Combat.
In the Research Phase, the group can create or vote on designs for units, tactics, equipment or knowledge to research.
In the Production Phase you can vote on which weapons and units are used in the Combat phase.
The Combat Phase is when the armies of dogs and cats fight each other. The winner of the battle will gain an extra research point for their victory. To join post the side and the rank that you want in that army. Dog fort:http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=169858.0
Cat fort:http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=169859.0
« Last Edit: March 13, 2018, 10:28:10 pm by TheRedwolf »
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Re: Dog vs cat ARMS RACE!
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2018, 10:25:21 pm »

You understand all of those dogs can turn those cats into mincemeat?, ambush and hit and run isn’t really effective when the target is of a different weight class in comparison, at least because all of those are house cats. Even than, a pack of K9 units could easily demolish any opposition of big cats. Also a difference of physical power between the two species

Also flight and basic guns? What do the carnivores have access to dog fighters, and ak47s now?. They all got opposable thumbs, I’m imagining
« Last Edit: March 13, 2018, 10:28:37 pm by Shadowclaw777 »
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Re: Dog vs cat ARMS RACE!
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2018, 10:32:21 pm »

Yes, I am aware of the technical imbalance of that, however these are not quite the everyday real world pets, them having opposable thumbs and all, and the cats are almost as large as the dogs. And by basic guns I mean single shot, crude weapons.
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Re: Dog vs cat ARMS RACE!
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2018, 10:37:27 pm »

Erm, Shadow...your point stands when it comes to the Rottweiler and Labrador but, the corgi is mostly on a even field with the cats, and the chihuahua? they are good for a laugh and not much else. Also, I doubt a Pack of K9's could deal with a pride of lions....no offense....unless you meant big cat as in, a housecat that's large in which, well, misunderstood you there.
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Re: Dog vs cat ARMS RACE!
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2018, 10:52:22 pm »

Okay large cats, especially lions with their broods, would be a formidable threat since lions have evolved to hunt larger prey and such, and have better physical feats compared to your typical german shepard. But at least domestication-wise, dogs have shown better feats of intellect and specialization that cats haven’t achieved on the par. Basically while the lion pride show better physical attributes, the K9 unit of German Shepard have access to better senses, in many ways coordination, and also emotional support
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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2018, 11:10:38 pm »

This looks silly. I need something silly right now.

Joining the dogs, I am a major dog person (I have 7... sled dogs)
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Re: Dog vs cat ARMS RACE!
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2018, 03:59:26 am »

Let the fight begin,dogs
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Re: Dog vs cat ARMS RACE!
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2018, 04:04:15 am »

CATS!
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Re: Dog vs cat ARMS RACE!
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2018, 09:01:36 am »

Which side is in need?
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Re: Dog vs cat ARMS RACE!
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2018, 09:08:22 am »

Both
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Re: Dog vs cat ARMS RACE!
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2018, 09:14:04 am »

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Am dog.
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Re: Dog vs cat ARMS RACE!
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2018, 10:03:51 am »

*glances over*

'bout time. MEOW!
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Re: Dog vs cat ARMS RACE!
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2018, 10:50:59 am »

Dog, for my in-laws!
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« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2018, 10:38:30 am »

Joining the feline army. For Orassia!
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Re: Dog vs cat ARMS RACE!
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2018, 11:06:05 pm »

Meow.
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