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[Egan_BW]

[2]Alright, if nobody dies in two turns I'll drop in another player? How does that sound?

I am perfectly down with any plan that makes me respawn faster.

[Kadzar]

Hmm, I wonder what it would look like if I took just picked all my card randomly

Spoiler: test (click to show/hide)

Name:
Description:
Stats:

• Strength (+++ (+3)
• Dexterity (++++-- (+2)
• Agility (++---+--- (-3)
• Endurance (-+++++++ (+6)
• Willpower (-+++-++++++ (+7)
• Luck (-- (-2)

• The Shark
• The Crow
• The Spider
• The Giraffe
• The Bear
• The Snail
• The Eel
• The Viper
• The Giraffe
• The Worm
• The Bald Eagle
• The Bald Eagle
• The Worm
• The Bear
• The Giraffe

Okay, let's not do that.

Actual waitlist submission:

Spoiler: Wamik the Epically Uncoordinated (click to show/hide)

Name: Wamik the Epically Uncoordinated
Description: Wamik has long red hair that hangs over a face covered in a long unkempt red beard. He is almost naked but for a pair of tattered blue shorts. He goes around barefoot, as he has absolutely no ability to tie shoelaces. Every single one of his movements is accompanied by a violent shaking movement, like he has DTs on steroids, or, rather, experimental supersoldier serum. Legend says that, if he ever so much as held a bow or gun, he would die instantly.
Stats:

• Strength+ (++++++++(+9))
• Dexterity-- (---------------(-17))
• Agility (+++++++(+7))
• Endurance (++++(+4))
• Willpower (+++++++(+7))
• Luck+ (++++(+5))

• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Bald Eagle
• The Bald Eagle
• The Bald Eagle
• The Bald Eagle
• The Housecat
• The Housecat
• The Housecat
• The Housecat
• The Owl
• The Owl
• The Owl

[FallacyofUrist]

((You do know cards don't actually work like that, right? Each turn, you get a hand of cards picked from your deck, and your stats are modified by your hand until the end of the turn.))

[Egan_BW]

Of course he knows that, he's the one who asked me if I knew that, and yes, I did know that's not how that works. We all know how this works.

[flabort]

((You do know cards don't actually work like that, right? Each turn, you get a hand of cards picked from your deck, and your stats are modified by your hand until the end of the turn.))

((They are just using it as a tool to build their deck, and are a step from determining their mean average. In Wamik's case, the averages are not 9, -17, 7, 4, 7, 5, but instead 3.6, -7, 2.3, 1.3, 2.3, 2.3. Unless you guys manage to summon/find a bunch of bosses and he fills his deck with Oracles, there's no way he'll ever have every card in his deck in his hand, so the numbers he's using don't really mean anything for ME, but they are important to him))

[FallacyofUrist]

((Ohhhh. You can find the average stat bonuses you'll get... yeah, that makes sense.))

[flabort]

((Ohhhh. You can find the average stat bonuses you'll get... yeah, that makes sense.))

With the deck you have now (before adding Pegasus), I calculated yours. For fun. Because yours is the most varied with no copies.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Str +++-+-++-++-- (net 3, mean 0.88 - 1 skill)
Dex +--++++-+ (net 3, mean 0.88 - 1 skill)
Agi +--++ (net 1, mean 0.29)
End ++-++-+++ (net 5, mean 1.47)
Wll +-+++-+-- (net 1, mean 0.29)
Lck --+-+++ (net 1, mean 0.29 + 2 skill)

[FallacyofUrist]

((Huh, interesting. Thanks!))

[Person]

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Person
Description: Generic male.
Stats:

• Strength -
• Dexterity -
• Agility
• Endurance
• Willpower
• Luck ++

Deck:

• The Eel
• The Eel
• The Eel
• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Spider
• The Spider
• The Spider
• The Giraffe
• The Giraffe
• The Giraffe
• The Snail
• The Snail
• The Snail

Finally!

[NAV]

Attach rocks to my fists to make knuckledusters then go find someone with a face and punch it.

[OceanSoul]

"How zad...Friend, I had hoped that you would die a quick, feelingless death. But now emotion stings your heart, surely. Despite the odds, I hope we can meet another day!"

Finish him off, physically. For convenience, card chosen for his defeat will be The Sphinx replacing The Ape. Then, be ready to block whatever comes next, if anything.

[flabort]

Missing ATHATH and then I can run the new turn.

For convenience, card chosen for his defeat will be The Sphinx replacing The Ape.

Replacing? No, no, if you gain a card for killing someone, it doesn't replace, it expands the deck.

[ATHATH]

You didn't pm me...

Start smacking people from across the arena with my fork that is both small enough to easily swing (NOT throw) and hueg enough to cause massive damage to whatever it hits and have a massive reach. Use DEX for this attack instead of STR, since forks are small and precise weapons, like daggers are.

[OceanSoul]

Just curious, why didn't you run the new turn?