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Author Topic: [SG]Nuclear Throne  (Read 915 times)

tntey

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[SG]Nuclear Throne
« on: June 06, 2016, 07:46:57 pm »

"Ugh"

You wake up to a blaring sun shining down onto you, blinding your eyes. You don't really remember much, other then, well english and how to operate a gun. As you rise up from the sandy desert, you notice nothing but the haze of heat that rests over the ground in deserts, and some dunes around you. As you rise to your feet, a smell triggers your memory, the smell of, fish? As you turn towards the scent, you see a, a humanoid fish, about three to four feet tall with green and yellow fins eying you carefully, holding what looks like a gun. It calls out, in a surprising southern drawl, "What's your name partner, and what are you?" you think to yourself, what is my name? And more importantly, what am I?

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Speaking of lowest intelligence, that reminds me of the fact that it's probably your first time in prison. Don't worry, I can give you some tips, having spent some time in a few myself. The best way to make friends here is to drop the soap during shower time. Try it, I'm sure you'll love making friends like that!

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Re: [SG]Nuclear Throne
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2016, 08:37:58 pm »

Obviously we are YUNG VENUZ and we are here to SHOOT THINGS.
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Re: [SG]Nuclear Throne
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2016, 08:49:50 pm »

PTW
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NRDL

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Re: [SG]Nuclear Throne
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2016, 09:04:12 pm »

Obviously we are YUNG VENUZ and we are here to SHOOT THINGS.

Sure +1
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Sosoku234

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Re: [SG]Nuclear Throne
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2016, 09:49:19 pm »

Nope, we are Melting, and we are here to blow up corpses.
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Re: [SG]Nuclear Throne
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2016, 09:49:53 pm »

And get one-shot.
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Sosoku234

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Re: [SG]Nuclear Throne
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2016, 09:53:16 pm »

And get one-shot.

That's where 99.9% of the skill required to play the game comes from.
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