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[IcyTea31]

And the antagonists are superpower pirates? Or, god forbid, supervillains who produced their powers as independent creators?

[Bohandas]

A story about Captain Franchise, the superhero whose ability is licensing superpowers to people.

It's 30 years on and the movie is about him trying to retire and get away from all the people who want to buy superpowers from him.

LOL

That's great!

[IcyTea31]

I swear, the hardest enemy in the game is gravity.

A group of evil physicists figure out the workings of the other three fundamental forces, but gravity continues to elude them. Frustrated, the set out to destroy gravity once and for all, using all sorts of futuristic gadgets based on their unified theory of electronuclear force to stop all who oppose them. The protagonist realizes how disastrous their success would be to the universe in general, and fights to prove it's not okay to destroy that which one doesn't understand, in a sudden anvilicious allegory to cultural genocide.

[MaximumZero]

Non lucid dream spent in a movie about punching Will Farrell. Will Farrell had found a genie lamp, and wished to sound smarter. So, I was magically assigned to him. He'd spout one of his traditional dumbass one liners, and I'd come out of nowhere to punch him in the face. Every. Single. Time. Even if he was running or hiding. Even if it was delayed a little bit, which was usually pretty funny.

I had one line in the movie. At the end, he's trying to get the girl, and makes a smartass comment. I ninja-appear behind him, and he turns around and flinches. I pat him on the head and say, "That was actually pretty clever, but I'm still watching."

[Bohandas]

How about a crossover between MSPA and Firesign Theater where Problem Sleuth and Nick Danger wind up working on the same case

[Bohandas]

When Santa Claus and all the other major holiday characters are kidnapped by an unlikely alliance of Puritans and Social Justice Warriors out to ruin Christmas for everyone, it's up to a team of "second-string holiday characters" consisting of Krampus, Good King Wenceslaus, and Jesus Christ to save the day.

[IcyTea31]

Humanity makes first contact with an alien race and gets familiar with their culture. The culture is absolutely horrifying, and they destroy the entire alien planet due to it, before someone points out that the culture they met wasn't the only one on the planet, and there were much nicer ones. Cue horror and guilt to all of humanity. Subsequently, another alien race makes first contact with humanity, specifically some vocal, assholish minority. They destroy all of Earth. The moral of this story is, vocal minorities should be dealt with properly, both home and elsewhere.

[Bohandas]

It's a Bicycle Day special. A surreal and psychadelic retelling of the story of Albert Hoffman's discovery of LSD done in the style of a children's television Chritsmas special

[Bohandas]

*Dwarf Fortress, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and Monty Python's Flying Circus are combined into the story of an elf who is ostracised because he wants to be a lumberjack.

*A mixup at the postal service results in all of Sants's mail being sent to Satan, and likewise all of Satan's mail being sent to Santa.

[Bohandas]

Christmas anti-special. The characters are too depressed from seasonal affective disorder to save christmas. They try to rally their spirits by singing christmas carols, but unfortunately the christmas carols are "I'll Have a Blue Christmas Without You" and the one about people starving in Africa, so it just makes things worse. Eventually everyone dies in a fire caused by an under-watered Christmas tree.

[Bohandas]

Steampunk Theater 2000- Like Mystery Science Theater 3000 but with low budget westerns and bad Sherlock Holmes knockoffs instead of low-budget science fiction, fantasy, and horror

[Bohandas]

The universe, in fact the past several universes, have formed around primordial faerie gods playing a cosmic game of hide and seek. But now the one who is "it" has finally finished counting to Graham's number, and fundamental concepts and principles of reality are disappearing as the deities that compose them are found and leave the game.