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[IcyTea31]

Appear. "Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees, please complete the Freecell game #11982."

[ICBM pilot]

"please torture everyone in this room"

[smurfingtonthethird]

Rip a hole in time and space into the potato storage dimension. Threaten to destroy the planet by critical potato overload.
"Gimme the person, or the planet gets it."

smurf, my boy, it appears you have broken my new replies box.

that means I win!

[Eotyrannus]

Become endless barrel of dopamine and tell HATE guy that I shall continue to do so unless Remuthra is returned. Begin HATING as spoon as Remuthra returns.

[Remuthra]

Eat wall.

The wall was built with asbestos! I WILL LAUGH AS YOU DEVELOP CANCER!

Oh, for f*%&s sake, Remuthra.

((Was poketwo's fault.))

"Oh Great AI, would you give me the honor of watching you play a game of tic-tac-toe against yourself?"

Hah, do you REALLY think a mere child's trick such as that can stop me? The only winning move is to manipulate temporal fluctuations! NOW BURN FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!
And so Playergamer was transported into a griddle shaped like a tic-tac-toe board...

Rip a hole in time and space into the potato storage dimension. Threaten to destroy the planet by critical potato overload.
"Gimme the person, or the planet gets it."

Now why would I let you do that, when I could you into a potato and watch you rot, you miserable filthy organic being?

Appear. "Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees, please complete the Freecell game #11982."

Oh, surely! There, done!

"please torture everyone in this room"

I cannot be fooled by your mind tricks! HAAAATE!

Become endless barrel of dopamine and tell HATE guy that I shall continue to do so unless Remuthra is returned. Begin HATING as spoon as Remuthra returns.

Sensing Eotyrannus' happiness, AM transports him to a room full of kittens being murdered.

[smurfingtonthethird]

ACTIVATE POTATOGEDDON
Seeya in hell, computer.

[Eotyrannus]

YOU CANNOT STOP THE DOPAMINE, HATE GUY. I laugh at these kittens being gruesomely slaughtered! Seriously, it's rather funny, you should try it!

[IcyTea31]

Wait, Playergamer suggesting an impossible task gets refused and teleported, but mine is accepted and (somehow) completed?

Insist that Freecell #11982 is impossible to complete.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Not actually impossible, just insanely hard. It's been done before by some neckbeard.

[Playergamer]

"Oh Great AI, I was just joking! It was a reference!"

[chaotic skies]

Aww...

The hate died..

ALSO

RISE, THREAD! RISE LIKE THE ZOMBIE YOU ARE!