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[Yoink]

ROLL TO SHOP

YOU AT SUPERMARKET. IS PRETTY BIG ONE.   
IS TIME FOR SHOPPING TRIP

WHAT ON YOUR LIST???

>HOW DO YOU GET IT????

[TheBiggerFish]

List:
Shopping list
Shopping
Money
Money
Money

Get money from box of money.  MONEY.

[Coolrune206]

>List
>Apples
>Some Kale
>Cereal for the tots
>Uranium for the... project.

Find the organic produce section and quickly pocket some apples and kale. I ain't fuckin payin.

[Yoink]

List:
Shopping list
Shopping
Money
Money
Money

Get money from box of money.  MONEY.

[4] YOU WALK BY THE CHECKOUTS, SPOT LAZY CASHIER NOT PAYING MUCH ATTENTION

THEY TURN AWAY FROM REGISTER FOR MOMENT DURING TRANSACTION THINGY TO TALK TO FRIEND, YOU SIDLE UP AND MANAGE TO GRAB A COUPLE OF NOTES FROM THE REGISTER BEFORE SCUTTLING AWAY AGAIN

Item Acquired: $20 note x2!

>List
>Apples
>Some Kale
>Cereal for the tots
>Uranium for the... project.

Find the organic produce section and quickly pocket some apples and kale. I ain't fuckin payin.

[3] YOU FIND ORGANIC PRODUCE SECTION (IS BEHIND MUCH-LARGER GMO, CHEMICAL-FILLED PRODUCE SECTION)

IS PRETTY SMALL. ALSO EXPENSIVE. ALSO THIS PART OF STORE IS POORLY LIT AND MOSTLY DESERTED

YOU MANAGE TO FIND A SUPPOSEDLY ORGANIC RED APPLE, POCKET IT. NOBODY NOTICES.
HAS A FEW BRUISES BUT OH WELL

Item Acquired: Moderately Bruised Red Apple (In pocket)!

[LordBrassroast]

LIST
Bananas
Root beer
Potatoes
The entire country of Denmark

I go to the GMO produce section and find bananas.

[Coolrune206]

People here must be loaded to afford this. Knock someone out and take their shit. Should be easy as this area is practically abandoned.

[TheBiggerFish]

Avoid thieves and mass-murderer wannabes.

[SaberToothTiger]

List:
The souls of every imperialist dog inside.

Welp. Grab my grenades and my AKM. Then burst inside, targeting groups with the frag grenades and pick off what remains with bursts from the AK.