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chaoticag

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My nobels scare me...
« on: June 01, 2008, 02:17:00 am »

Let us start:
my new count and countess are both worshippers of the goddess of deformity, disease and blight.(Rash the gnarled gristle)

My Tax collecter worships the God of dreams, the night and darkness.(Amug)
So does the Hammerer and clerk.

My dungeon master worships the god of depravity and lust (Eb suliedintense).

A horrible combination I think.

Perosonalities at a glance:
Countess: Just about the only thing bad is her immodesty.
Count Consort: never speaks out, revels in chaos, immodest.
Tax collecter: loves a good thrill, as well as crystal glass.
Hammerer: nothing shocking.
Dragon Master: Pretty normal.

First mandate: 2 trousers by the countess.

I think i'll keep the title as it is so others get the joke.

[ June 01, 2008: Message edited by: chaoticag ]

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Dasleah

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Re: My nobels scare me...
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2008, 02:20:00 am »

Yeah, those Nobels can be scary.

It's the beard. Be careful, though - he'll blow you up with dynamite and give himself a medal for his trouble.

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As well, all the posts i've seen you make are flame posts, barely if at all constructive.

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Re: My nobels scare me...
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2008, 03:29:00 am »

I'm always amused by mods that add in some "Dark Dwarf" race, as if the stock dwarves aren't dark enough.

Dwarves pick a god to worship based on their interests and the gods' spheres right?  What sort of things do they like?  ...and mandate?

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And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
Please amplify your relaxed states.
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Danaru

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Re: My nobels scare me...
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2008, 04:35:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by Dasleah:
<STRONG>Yeah, those Nobels can be scary.

   

It's the beard. Be careful, though - he'll blow you up with dynamite and give himself a medal for his trouble.</STRONG>


I see what you did there.

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Odd how "Experiment" in DF is often synonymous with "Raging inferno of death and dispair"

chaoticag

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Re: My nobels scare me...
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2008, 10:55:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by Aqizzar:
<STRONG>I'm always amused by mods that add in some "Dark Dwarf" race, as if the stock dwarves aren't dark enough.

Dwarves pick a god to worship based on their interests and the gods' spheres right?  What sort of things do they like?  ...and mandate?</STRONG>


Well, they just came over, and I can't check what they like right now because I'm at the wrong computer. I'll see if I can do so soon enough.

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Cthulhu

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Re: My nobels scare me...
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2008, 11:04:00 am »

The dungeon master...

Depravity...

Lol...

Oh, and masterfully done with the Nobel thing.

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Skizelo

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Re: My nobels scare me...
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2008, 11:15:00 am »

My latest batch are nearly all crippled by insecurities and driven by a lust for gold, platinum and anvils. Apart from the consort, who likes two things: iron and bolts. Best noble ever!
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Slappy Moose

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Re: My nobels scare me...
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2008, 11:56:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by Danaru:
<STRONG>

I see what you did there.</STRONG>


So did I! Yay!


Also, check my signature for the worst "noble" (mayor and captain of the guards counts right?) that ever existed.

[ June 01, 2008: Message edited by: Slappy Moose ]

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