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neko.len.chan

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Coolest artifact you've ever gotten
« on: December 16, 2015, 01:53:59 am »
I was just wondering about what kynd of artifacts other people have gotten. Anybody want to share some cool or useful artifacts they've gotten?
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Re: Coolest artifact you've ever gotten
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2015, 05:29:44 am »
Not an artifact as such (although listed on the artifacts screen) but one of my fortress visitors brought a "Forgotten Beast Parchment Scroll" with them. It's hilariously crap for such a valuable material.

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Re: Coolest artifact you've ever gotten
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2015, 05:31:55 am »
Heheh, thats kynda funny.

I wonder how they got their hands on that parchment? its lyke 'Oh, I got forgotten beast parchment! im so writing a book out of this! ah... writers block... I know, I'll write about dwarves becoming dancers!'
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Re: Coolest artifact you've ever gotten
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2015, 05:53:23 am »
It's actually owned by the dwarf it is about, so it's basically a diary.

A forgotten beast parchment ... diary.
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