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YES

5 (16.7%)

MAGIC MISSLE BITCH

11 (36.7%)

DEATH TO THE HERETIC

4 (13.3%)

EMPOROR OF THE MAGIC WILL FIRE BALL US ALL

1 (3.3%)

A KNIFE IN THE BACK TO THE HERETIC

0 (0%)

METEORS FROM ORBIT

2 (6.7%)

HAVE THAT SPACE SHIP KILL US ALL

1 (3.3%)

THERE IS NO GOD

1 (3.3%)

WIZARDY FAILS US

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KILL THE HERETICS HOLY GHOST

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RELIGIOUS INQUISITION.

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WHY IS THERE A SKELETON THERE!?

4 (13.3%)

Total Members Voted: 29

[wer6]

USE TIMETRAVEL TO BRING GM ME AND HIS ARMY TO THE PRESENT

[8] HE CALLS YOU A BITCH AND THROWS A SPEAR AT YOUR TIME MACHINE, PROMPTLY [1] FUCKENING THE PAST, FUCK.

[wer6]

IM DEPRESSED.

[poketwo]

SUDDENLY,SCYTHERS AND GM-POKETWO INVADE!
MEANWHILE, ULTRA SATAN OF THE DEATH KNELL GOES TO TAKE BACK HELL

[wer6]

SUDDENLY,SCYTHERS AND GM-POKETWO INVADE!
MEANWHILE, ULTRA SATAN OF THE DEATH KNELL GOES TO TAKE BACK HELL

[10] Reality contorts, shivers and screams as the entrance of two impossibly undefinable entity's clash. Although to a mortal stand point, nothing really happened besides the direct effects of a single avatar of Pokettwo, and a relatively small amount of scythers, along with a large, large amounts of amounts of meat chunks that were once scythers and avatars appear on the RTD, near some trees, the GM-scape is a hellish , equally indescribable battle of smites, spawning, and plain meta gaming.
[5] YOU SMELL LOUD FOR A SECOND. ULTRA SATAN AND THE DEATH KNELLS ARE CONFUSED BY THIS AND TAKE HEAVY LOSSES.

[poketwo]

ULTRA SATAN COMMANDS THE LOCAL LESSER SATAN TO COMMIT ALL OF ITS TROOPS TO "DROWN THE BEINGS IN BODIES!"
THE SIGNLE AVATAR OF POKETTWO DECLARES VICTORY AGAINST THE GM AND THE GRAMMAR NAZIS!

[TheBiggerFish]

AAAA KILLITWITHFIRE

[wer6]

ULTRA SATAN COMMANDS THE LOCAL LESSER SATAN TO COMMIT ALL OF ITS TROOPS TO "DROWN THE BEINGS IN BODIES!"
THE SIGNLE AVATAR OF POKETTWO DECLARES VICTORY AGAINST THE GM AND THE GRAMMAR NAZIS!

[17] COMMISAR SATAN SENDS IN HIS GUARDSMEN TROOPS. THEY HELD THE LINE. THEN THEY ADVANCED THE LINE.
[10V18] THE SIGNLE AVATAR OF PKETWO EXPLODED IN A SHOW OF GOOR. THE GM WON AGAINST THE GROOMER NOIZIES AND POKETTWOS LOCAL GM FORCE.

AAAA KILLITWITHFIRE

[8] YES. BURN IT ALL DOWN. SHIT YOU BURNED YOUR LEGS OFF.

[Beirus]

Get back in on this. Be a thing.

[TheBiggerFish]

AAAAAA SOMEHOW FIX THE NO LEGS PROBLEM WITH MORE FIRE.

[poketwo]

GM POKETWO SENDS OUT ANOTHER INVASION FORCE
MEANWHILE, GM PKETTWO, THE MIRROR UNIVERSE VERSION OF POKETWO, SENDS A FEW MORE AVATARS TO TAKE OVER THE GAME

ULTRA SATAN GETS MORE DEATH KNELLS TO DEEP STRIKE AGAINST THE ATTACKING BEINGS

[wer6]

AAAAAA SOMEHOW FIX THE NO LEGS PROBLEM WITH MORE FIRE.

[15] FIRE? LEGS? YOU NOW HAVE A HOVER FLAMETHROWER. NO MORE FLAMETHROWER THOUGH.

Get back in on this. Be a thing.

[20] YOU ARE A VERY, VERY ANGRY, SLIGHTLY LARGE, DEMI-CUTHULU-ESQUE GOD.]

GM POKETWO SENDS OUT ANOTHER INVASION FORCE
MEANWHILE, GM PKETTWO, THE MIRROR UNIVERSE VERSION OF POKETWO, SENDS A FEW MORE AVATARS TO TAKE OVER THE GAME

ULTRA SATAN GETS MORE DEATH KNELLS TO DEEP STRIKE AGAINST THE ATTACKING BEINGS

[NO] THE INVASION FORCE IS SWIFTLY SLAUGHTERED BY A SMITE.

[18] PKETTTWO, THE VERY IMAGE OF INCOMPETENCE AND BAD MISSPELLINGS, SENDS IN TWO AVATARS. THERE HEAVILY DEFORMED.

[6] HELL IS TAKEN BACK. UNFORTUNATELY THEY LOST THREE BATTALIONS AND A SMALL TANK.

[TheBiggerFish]

Throw fireballs at things that are not me!

[poketwo]

GM POKETWO DEPLOYS A ANTI-SMITE FORCE FIELD ON THE NEXT INVASION FORCE, COMPRISED OF A LOT OF SCYTHERS, AND A FEW CHARACTERS FROM PREVIOUS RTD'S HE MADE

PKKKKETWU ORDARS AVENTARZ TAH GAT DA MEUTAL BAWKS! DA COWAHRDS! DA FOUULS!

ULTRA SATAN PREPARES TO BUILD UP A GREAT INDUSTRIAL CENTER

[Beirus]

Go kill some things.