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Author Topic: This dwarf can't die!  (Read 2402 times)

Roundabout Lout

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Re: This dwarf can't die!
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2008, 09:54:47 pm »

This thread is full of win!
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ColonelTEE3

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Re: This dwarf can't die!
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2008, 11:34:58 pm »

Hm...i'd say encase him in a black metal suit, with a black cape and tell all your dwarves to pretend to be choking to death when he waves to them, and call it a done day.
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Fikod Rulushzasit Alis Mozir, Mace Lord has grown attached to a fox

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Zerox

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Re: This dwarf can't die!
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2008, 12:10:39 am »

Give him a worthy mausoleum... Made of soap.
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It's Dwarves not dwarfs.

Foa

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Re: This dwarf can't die!
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2008, 12:20:04 am »

Solution: Water Cannon Ejection System ( Off World Dumping )

Or a Geyser System, which launches people into air, and then you switch it off, which unlocks a htach to release the water off the world, while he falls to his doom, as his remains are flushed away.
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Re: This dwarf can't die!
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2008, 02:27:00 am »

He is sacred to Armok!

SUDS FOR THE SUD GOD!

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Re: This dwarf can't die!
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2008, 02:30:30 am »

MAKE A CHAIR AND A HAT OUT OF HIM
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And (because of various programming quirks) dwarves are kinda stupid. Granted, so are the other races. But still.
And yet these stupid dwarves are going to eventually make a nuclear weapon out of cheese and basalt.

Roundabout Lout

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Re: This dwarf can't die!
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2008, 01:19:54 pm »

Hm...i'd say encase him in a black metal suit, with a black cape and tell all your dwarves to pretend to be choking to death when he waves to them, and call it a done day.
But don't forget to weave new hats. He can't recognize anyone he's choked.
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JoshuaFH

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Re: This dwarf can't die!
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2008, 01:42:33 pm »

i so wish my dwarves could dye their beards. tie-dye beards for everyone!
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Re: This dwarf can't die!
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2008, 01:43:37 pm »

Jesus christ.... you all are f***ed.... either way, I was thinking of the whole tomb made out of soap thing, but I have to wait until my kitty population gets bigger.  :P
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Zorgn

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Re: This dwarf can't die!
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2008, 03:53:46 pm »

Jesus christ.... you all are f***ed.... either way, I was thinking of the whole tomb made out of soap thing, but I have to wait until my kitty population gets bigger.  :P

He's dead. He can wait.
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JoshuaFH

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Re: This dwarf can't die!
« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2008, 04:21:40 pm »

his badass ghost isn't gonna wait. he wanted that tomb yesterday.
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