Journal of CaptainArchmage, 5th Opal, 126
While I was cleaning the bloody recycled X-mung bean roast-X off my buttocks, Vikram handed in his resignation. Apparently, he wants to do some more research on medicine in The Mansion of Walls or something, which I support. He also got the dysentery again, which seems to have afflicted many of us recently. However, the fortress is now at a loss for someone to run things and I don't, literally, even think I'll be able to find someone to do that job unless they're on a high dose of sunshine and gypsum powder. Let me run down what's exactly been happening.
The fortress has 82 citizens and permanent residents, but surprisingly, we don't have much booze. It occurs to me that the still is not being used. That's going to be fixed.
Now this is shameful. Ultimately, 29 residents out of 61 adults are employed, after giving the benefit of the doubt to people who were eating, drinking, or sleeping. I gave up the unemployment count and decided to count those who were likely to be doing any work. This includes those doing military training. That means unemployment is
over 50% and I've probably given a lot of room for error there.
I made Moobediah Jones the Captain of the Guard since he was once the sheriff, and nobody was doing any captain of the guard job before.
We should demand complete precision in our accounting. Not one plump helmet should be left unaccounted for!
The forges have some kind of weird architecture and I am asking for all the iron to be transformed into steel from now on. Forged items will remain forged from iron until we have a more secure fuel supply.
Perfectly usable items, in a time of emergency, are being stockpiled in the trash and let to rot. I'm having a tanner's shop set up so we can turn all the skin into leather. Not sure about the rest.
Quite frankly, I'm surprised this wagon wasn't unloaded. I'm even more surprised it's still there with all the other buildings.
There must have been some turmoil in Rooterroom, which was not reported to me, because we have a new baron of Rooterroom resident in our fortress, and the nation has a new queen, who is a goblin siege operator. Because of this Vikram had to do some work, digging out some well-designed buildings for the Baron of Rooterroom and mayor. The mayor's building is well placed but the baron's screws up the road design a bit.
Other features absent from the fortress are a hospital, plumbing, and any kind of safe water access. This means sanitation is literally in the shitter, and I want to get some public works projects going as soon as possible to establish a water supply for bathing and medicinal needs. We're getting to work at once.