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tntey

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The Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf [IC]
« on: September 16, 2015, 04:13:03 pm »

It was the night of a grand party at Shia Manor. The four guests stumbled in, all invited for different reasons. When they enter the Mansion, they come to a wonderful foyer. They see a large staircase, that splits, then meets at a second floor. Two hallways connect the foyer to some other room. As the guests enter, the butler comes to greet you, the guests. He gives you a grand speech; "Hello all! And welcome to Shia Manor! Now, to tell you why you are all invited, my master Shia LeBouf has taken an interest in you four people, and has decided, you all will be worthy advisories in his next hunt that takes place here! So, you have five minutes till Shia comes lurking! Have fun, and good luck!" The butler leaves. What do you do?

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Name: Korey
Occupation: Vagrant
Item: 1 gallon jug of bear urine
Name: Wolfman Jack
Occupation: Disc Jockey
Item: Voice Recorder
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Name: John Johnson
Occupation: A serial killer. Tried to come to sign up Shia Lebouf for the International Brotherood of Serial Killer, the leading US serial killer trade union (join today and get free legal assistance!). Shia Lebouf apparently doesnt like organized labor and now John is fleeing for his life.
Item: Freezer bag full of human flesh
Name:Jak Jackson.
Occupation: Milkman
Item:Glass bottle of milk.
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Re: The Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf [IC]
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2015, 05:22:23 pm »

Look for a sharp-edged object that might make a good weapon.
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Re: The Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf [IC]
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2015, 06:51:12 pm »

Follow butler. Ambush him if possible. Then disguise as him.
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Re: The Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf [IC]
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2015, 08:45:44 pm »

Use trace amounts of bear urine to mark territory, Put Shia on the defensive.
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Re: The Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf [IC]
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2015, 05:40:19 am »

Look for a sharp-edged object that might make a good weapon.
You pick up a sharp and deadly pencil.

Follow butler. Ambush him if possible. Then disguise as him.
You try to follow the butler, but once he turns the corner, he disappears...

Use trace amounts of bear urine to mark territory, Put Shia on the defensive.
You mark your territory, making Shia extra angry.
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Re: The Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf [IC]
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2015, 08:39:23 am »

Find one of those suits of armor. Take the weapon it's holding.
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Re: The Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf [IC]
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2015, 10:48:44 am »

Smash the railing on one of the staircases and pick up a nice sized chunk of wood to use as a club.
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Re: The Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf [IC]
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2015, 11:05:27 am »

Find some knife or sword or stuff. Sharpen my pencil with it.
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Re: The Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf [IC]
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2015, 01:47:40 pm »

Smash the railing on one of the staircases and pick up a nice sized chunk of wood to use as a club.

[4]

You smash a railing with out any damage. You pick up a good sized club.

Find some knife or sword or stuff. Sharpen my pencil with it.

[1]

You sharpen your pencil with a piece of wood from the broken railing. You know have a sharp writing utensil!

Find one of those suits of armor. Take the weapon it's holding.

[6] (Ouch!)

As you pull a nice axe down, it cuts your hand! (-1 blood token!) As you pull the weapon, the grinding of gears is heard. The floor opens under you!

(Rolling for damage)
Helmacon
[2]
You fall your butt, taking no damage!

Sheb
[6]
You fall on your nose, spilling some blood! (-1 blood token)

Tomasque
[1]
You fall on your hand, but the blood breaks your fall!


Sheb: 4 blood tokens left
Helmacon: 5 blood tokens left
Tomasque: 4 Blood tokens left

The room you fall into has four doors coming from it. The room you fall into has a stone floor and stone walls. One turn till Shia arrives.
« Last Edit: September 17, 2015, 01:51:20 pm by tntey »
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Re: The Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf [IC]
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2015, 02:09:43 pm »

Smash the milk bottle to make an improv weapon, just in case.
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Re: The Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf [IC]
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2015, 06:00:22 pm »

Open closest door, check for Shia, run through it.
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Re: The Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf [IC]
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2015, 06:21:09 pm »

Follow just behind sheb, motion for tomasque to follow us.
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Re: The Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf [IC]
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2015, 06:25:42 pm »

Follow just behind sheb, motion for tomasque to follow us.
Safety in numbers!
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