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DizzyCrash

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.... Cat Army?
« on: January 26, 2016, 03:23:40 pm »
So I was playing a bandit, I slaughtered a small town in order to get my sword skill up (( It still hasnt went up.. oh well onto the next town.. ))

Anyway! I returned to the town with only a few soldiers left operating out of it, most of them marked by me to show them i mean business, one missing noses and ears and fingers.
Anyway i return and the man i nick named "Skull face" as i cut off all his face bits, he was leading a newly formed unit against me... one that drafted all the cats into town..

Immediately the cats attacked, leaping at me and hitting me in the chest and KNOCKING me to the ground, as i lay there on my back the others in the swarm bite at my ears and face as mister Skull face  stands over me and just starts stabbing me, getting his revenge... his little cat plan was pretty clever, I was almost killed... he took the use of my left arm and my I almost bled to death but i was able to drag myself away and I didnt kill my rival, i let him walk away so we could fight again one day, I only needed to knock him out.
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Max™

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Re: .... Cat Army?
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2016, 04:23:57 pm »
I had several cat and horse and even goose recruits attack me, so yeah, it happens.
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Uzu Bash

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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2016, 04:31:19 pm »
Can't underestimate pets. They dominate battlefields, slaying Heroes and Demons alike.
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DizzyCrash

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Re: .... Cat Army?
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2016, 04:38:00 pm »
I hope you can add your pets to your militaries now in fortress mode.
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Urlance Woolsbane

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Re: .... Cat Army?
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2016, 05:54:36 pm »
Quote from: Max™ on January 26, 2016, 04:23:57 pm
I had several cat and horse and even goose recruits attack me, so yeah, it happens.
Is any of this connected to the Animal Farm-like shenanigans where someone (whose character, when retired, was killed by a few dogs)  slaughtered an entire army in Adventure Mode, leading the game, instead of registering this as a defeat, to simply draft livestock?
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Re: .... Cat Army?
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2016, 07:59:26 pm »
I put banditry up to 50 and 100 percent, pow, animal armies.
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Re: .... Cat Army?
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2016, 11:08:22 am »
Quote from: DizzyCrash on January 26, 2016, 03:23:40 pm
...Skull face  stands over me and just starts stabbing me, getting his revenge...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xeGE_5kSI0
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Re: .... Cat Army?
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2016, 11:51:27 am »
cat recruits? I was attacked by alligator recruits
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Re: .... Cat Army?
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2016, 07:32:35 pm »
Must...resist...urge to make dirty joke...
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Re: .... Cat Army?
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2016, 08:46:48 pm »
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Must...resist...urge to make dirty joke...
Just go for it :P
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Re: .... Cat Army?
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2016, 08:55:38 pm »
Quote from: Random_Dragon on February 04, 2016, 07:32:35 pm
Must...resist...urge to make dirty joke...
go for it lol
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2016, 01:19:33 am »
Drowning in pussy.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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Re: .... Cat Army?
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2016, 11:09:00 am »
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Quote from: Sergius on October 15, 2019, 04:36:52 pm
"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.