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Author Topic: Headlines read:Dwarf killed by pet cow!  (Read 2086 times)

Marsume

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Headlines read:Dwarf killed by pet cow!
« on: August 23, 2007, 09:18:00 am »

Well, I have to say this is a first for me. The warning bump says Ral somethingorother has gone berserk so I put my swordmaster on duty and send him down to the industrial sector to mop him up. When I check back down there there is a ton of blood and the crazed dwarf is standing next to a cow so I figure "oh crap I've lost a cow too". Not so. When I "v"'d the two the cow was unharmed but the dwarf had red head, blacked out left arm, hand,etc and various other yellows. I checked the animals screen and this cow, which turned out to be an adult bull, belonged to Ral. Now I have this ravenous dwarf killing cow roaming the halls just looking for another dwarf to go berserk to throw down with. Murdersteaks strikes again!  ;) I can't wait to see the engravings. Any other amusing deaths out there?
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