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Author Topic: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody), pretty much. [6/6]  (Read 1472 times)

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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody), pretty much. [6/6]
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2015, 06:26:50 pm »

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Gender: A REAL MAN'S MAN
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Race: HUMAN
Stats:
Strength: 1 (actually infinite)
Dexterity:1 (dem powerbombing really makes a man nimble)
Intelligence:1 (one too many piledrivers I'M FINE, OOH YEAH)

Skills:
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Items:
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