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Wilfred of Ivanhoe

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Dwarven Fertilizer
« on: July 25, 2015, 06:02:03 pm »

I got this idea from a class discussion on how to survive a zombie apocalypse. Will it ever be possible to put fresh corpses in some sort of grinding mechanism to create a nitrogen-rich mush which can then be applied for farm fields to accelerate/maximize plant growth? It would definitely create a new use for the aftermaths of the somewhat muted goblin seiges.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2015, 06:04:58 pm by Wilfred of Ivanhoe »
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Re: Dwarven Fertilizer
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2015, 06:36:00 pm »

You could probably create a reaction that turns body parts and/or corpses to potash.
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