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[Pearofclubs]

I like to think that my green glass aquariums are actually shaped like a beer or wine bottle so dwarves can think it's a giant bottle of rum that's pickling a shark or something.

That probably explains why so many dorfs are eager to drown themselves.

If it's not booze, they why is it a liquid? Someone goofed.

To a dwarf, the three states of matter are gas, solid, and booze.
It explains everything.

[Inevitability]

I like to think that my green glass aquariums are actually shaped like a beer or wine bottle so dwarves can think it's a giant bottle of rum that's pickling a shark or something.

That probably explains why so many dorfs are eager to drown themselves.

If it's not booze, they why is it a liquid? Someone goofed.

To a dwarf, the three states of matter are gas, solid, and booze.
It explains everything.

So magma=booze? That DOES explain everything.