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[klefenz]

I became the mountainhome, the king came with a giant for bodyguard (sadly he had to be killed) and the outpost liaison.
Its the first time I see this guy join the fort, and he wants an office! Quite an expensive one I must add.

If he makes some weird mandates Ill send him to inspect atom smasher.

[utunnels]

Sadly the liaison is still just a liaison. You can't make him work, unlike your other nobles.

[That Wolf]

Why did you have to kill the giant??
To naked for you?

Ha, I modded an evil human race, far more evil than goblins. Gave them [LIKES_FIGHTING] and multiple litter, started a fort and the first diplomat came.
Except she didnt try make a deal, she just frightend everybody and chased the expidition leader around causing terrified of conflict thoughts. She never attacked though. Like a terrible game of tag. I locked her in the caverns for half a year only to forget about her and she got out continuing her game. I had to send the kill squad to deal with her.
The next diplomat he did the same. So I summarily executed him as soon as he gave me a reason. The third year another came did the same but finaly started the agreement screen.
"Im here to talk about your situation" then I said "Its the same as ever.... time for the yearly sacrifice, and you came just in time"
cue executioner axe sharpening montage

[klefenz]

The elven caravan was in front of my door, the gaint attacked them and, for some reason my dwarves attacked the giant.
Even the king was punching the poor giant.

[That Wolf]

King: "You are my body guard, you are a pleasure to speak with, you are a dangerous beast and this now stands between us"!
Giant: 
Elves: "it was inevitable"

Perhaps they lied about the aggrement and decided to kill the giant before paying for his/her escort services.
In any matter I always pay for giant escort services.

[Thisfox]

...... and the outpost liaison.
Its the first time I see this guy join the fort, and he wants an office! Quite an expensive one I must add.

Huh. When my outpost liaison arrived, she deposited her child on the stairs, had her meeting, and left. I had to deal with a one day old emancipated dwarf baby wandering the fort. Wish I could have talked mine into staying, she was evidently a breeder...