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BFEL

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The Book of Xantalos
« on: February 02, 2015, 09:53:23 am »
So once there was a game on this forum called Roll to Die/500otherthings. I took part in this game until it ended up on hiatus due to a sudden rule change thing. Right now we are waiting on Mastahcheese for THE MAP, but (hopefully) the game shall resume soon(ish).

Anyway, in this game I made a deal with Xantalos for power, and part of the deal was I write his holy book.

Thus, this thread, in which I ask for any and all especially sig-worth or OOC quotable things you saw from our favorite abomination.
I shall turn them into YE OLDE BIBLICAL TYPE VERSES. With the dates as their Psalm/verse number thing.

Bonus points for anyone who finds that one where Xantalos tells Mastahcheese "You need the D!"
Because I promised MC that I would foolishly throw that in.
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Re: The Book of Xantalos
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2015, 12:13:10 pm »
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Re: The Book of Xantalos
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2015, 12:43:32 pm »
Ptw
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Re: The Book of Xantalos
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2015, 11:26:11 am »
PTW
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Re: The Book of Xantalos
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2015, 03:30:38 am »
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Re: The Book of Xantalos
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2015, 03:35:30 am »
Xanty's the next forum deity?

Arright.
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Re: The Book of Xantalos
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2015, 03:37:59 am »
This pleases me
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

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Re: The Book of Xantalos
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2015, 01:02:05 pm »
The sigthread should have some nice stuff. You could also go through Xantalos' post history via his profile.
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Re: The Book of Xantalos
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2015, 01:42:48 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on October 10, 2012, 08:20:32 pm
Quote from: Wrex on October 10, 2012, 08:19:14 pm
Yes. He was created by injecting a pregnant chick with cells from an Eldrich Abomination.
That might be me, then. I was very...prolific before I was locked away.

Earliest mention I could find of Xantalos saying he was Eldrich.  Granted, it was only a couple minutes of searching 'Xantalos Eldrich' on the forum search function.

Edit: I do remember there being some thread he posted in which led to him taking on that identity, which may have been earlier, but I have no idea which one it was.
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Re: The Book of Xantalos
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2015, 02:50:12 pm »
It was sometime in the ... rate the avatar of the person above you thread?
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

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Re: The Book of Xantalos
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2015, 06:47:01 pm »
Eldritch?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
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Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
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Re: The Book of Xantalos
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2015, 06:58:08 pm »
Nobody informed me of this?

For shame, you guys.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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Re: The Book of Xantalos
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2015, 07:12:20 pm »
Quote from: mastahcheese on February 05, 2015, 06:58:08 pm
Nobody informed me of this?

For shame, you guys.
It's not like it went anywhere yet.
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Re: The Book of Xantalos
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2015, 07:35:59 pm »
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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