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[cerapa]

It is said that deep within the magical wastes there lies a grand mountain. Atop this mountain lives a hermit, who can grant any wish. It is unknown why exactly he lives there, but it can be assumed that there's a good reason for it. Anyway, the important thing is the wish, which you want for some reason. I don't think your reasons for it are the best, but who am I to judge?

You however, are very far from this mountain, in the plains of Darkforest, which used to be a forest in the distant past, but is now a plain due to unsustainable logging practises. You are also currently in a ditch, and wielding a large wooden spoon. You can hear the screaming of goblins in the distance. They sound irate, and one of them is shouting something about leprechauns. Which is odd, because you are quite sure you aren't a leprechaun.

How exactly did you piss off this pack of goblins?

[Demonic Spoon]

It is said that deep within the magical wastes there lies a grand mountain. Atop this mountain lives a hermit, who can grant any wish. It is unknown why exactly he lives there, but it can be assumed that there's a good reason for it.

Ummm, because he's a hermit? He wants to be alone? This seems pretty obvious stuff. Also people constantly begging him for wishes probably got pretty annoying pretty damn fast. Also also, inb4 he made the magical wastes.

> You attempted to pass off the spoon as a holy relic a bit of yellow paint to make it look like it was made of gold and then sell it to them for big profits. But then one of the philistines bit it to check if it was made of real gold. Who bites holy relics?! Like seriously!