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[Illogical_Blox]

Here's the DF version (condensed) of the Twelve Days of Christmas!

On the first day of Armokmas,
My true love sent to me
A partridge that flew into a pear tree,
Two turtle shells,
Three pet peahens,
Four elven birds,
Five demanded rings,
Six geese a-laying (in +<☼Nestboxes☼>+),
Seven swans a-swimming,
Eight Legendary Milkers a-milking,
Nine ladies mandating,
Ten lords a-leaping up walls,
Eleven kobolds stealing,
Twelve ogres ogging.

[Naryar]

Nah. Each day of Armokmas, Armok demands BLOOD.

Alternatively, conflict and war are fine.

[Badger Storm]

Darn, beat me to it.  I had the following:

An elephant stuck in a tree
Two turtle shells
Three strange moods
Four falling logs
FIIIIIIIIVE PIG TAIL SOOOOOOOOCKS
Six crundles laying
Seven carp a-killing
Eight tapirs milking
Nine babies burning
Ten dwarfs a-loafing
Eleven elves a-sneering
Twelve axe lords fighting

[Uronym]

We wish you a merry... ooo, look, a sock!

[Illogical_Blox]

Darn, beat me to it.  I had the following:

An elephant stuck in a tree
Two turtle shells
Three strange moods
Four falling logs
FIIIIIIIIVE PIG TAIL SOOOOOOOOCKS
Six crundles laying
Seven carp a-killing
Eight tapirs milking
Nine babies BORN IN BATTLE
Ten dwarfs a-loafing
Eleven elves a-BLAZING
Twelve axe lords fighting

Fixed it for you.