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EvilJapYaY

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Stupid things found in thoughts and preferences
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:47:57 am »
Dwarves say dumb and weird things in their thoughts and preferences:

"I was near to a Cage. I'm very pleased." -Melbil Stettadled, Engraver
"I was near to a Seat. It's very interesting." -Kûbuk Thîkutīteb, Farmer

What weird things have you found there?
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Codyo

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Re: Stupid things found in thoughts and preferences
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2014, 01:45:29 pm »
"I'm fine."
Despite losing a wife, everyone dying around him, and nearly getting killed himself.
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Re: Stupid things found in thoughts and preferences
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2014, 02:45:17 pm »
He didn't feel anything after seeing the wagon die.

"I'm happy to help."
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Re: Stupid things found in thoughts and preferences
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2014, 03:07:38 pm »
You've got dwarves getting pleasures and becoming sexually interested in furniture now.
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Re: Stupid things found in thoughts and preferences
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2014, 03:20:11 pm »
I noticed our new mayor had a worker chained for not completing useless spinning discs on time, which resulted in "I feel guilty" complete with was interested in a restraint recently... She was very good about it. She spent her time trying -and failing- to drink from the dwarwash pond, just out of reach of her restraint. Next fortress, I'm designing the justice area to have wells next to each chain. They could have fun playing with wells when they're tied up... Or possibly this fort, if I can work out how to put a second cistern under an area near enough to the food storage....

"I'm fine" was the quote from a dwarf who then listed what seemed to be an entire screen of pleasures and interesteds ranging from his bed, his door, someone elses door, the waterfall, food, drink, and basically everything in the fort. "I'm fine" can apparently mean all sorts of things, depending on disposition, I guess.
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Re: Stupid things found in thoughts and preferences
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2014, 05:00:20 pm »
Not directly from the thoughts, but as a result I the new effects. I just saw the announcement "Shorast Rithurol, Brewer is stumbling around obliviously!"

Been there before.
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2014, 06:15:45 pm »
Quote from: jimjulius on October 29, 2014, 05:00:20 pm
"Shorast Rithurol, Brewer is stumbling around obliviously!"

Been there before.

That's life for you.
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Re: Stupid things found in thoughts and preferences
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2014, 06:45:43 pm »
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Re: Stupid things found in thoughts and preferences
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2014, 08:48:21 pm »
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« Last Edit: October 29, 2014, 08:50:07 pm by utunnels »
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Re: Stupid things found in thoughts and preferences
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2014, 04:01:12 am »
Joker, my mil commander, has killed a FB while getting her pet deer dead from said FB, her thought was "have you heard one of FB and deer?" She was never upset, had great sense of humor, but formed bad view on things fast
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Quote from: King DZA on October 14, 2011, 06:11:03 pm
Whenever i read the "doesn't care about anything anymore" line, i instantly imagine a dwarf, sitting alone on a swing set. Just slowly rocking back and forth, somberly staring at the ground, and stopping every once in a while to sigh.
It's mildly depressing.