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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Hilarious Broken !!LOGIC!!
« Reply #30 on: September 29, 2014, 09:56:26 pm »

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Re: Hilarious Broken !!LOGIC!!
« Reply #31 on: September 29, 2014, 10:15:16 pm »

1) We need water to live.
2) Water makes things wet.

Therefore, immersion in water is an acceptable alternative to drinking.
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Re: Hilarious Broken !!LOGIC!!
« Reply #32 on: September 29, 2014, 10:30:04 pm »

1) girls are time and money
2) time is money.  Therefore, girls are money squared.
3) money is the root of all evil.  Therefore, girls are evil.

:P

Sorry, I had to.

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Re: Hilarious Broken !!LOGIC!!
« Reply #33 on: September 29, 2014, 11:26:17 pm »

1) girls are time and money
2) time is money.  Therefore, girls are money squared.
3) money is the root of all evil.  Therefore, girls are evil.
Hitler used logic. Therefore, logic is evil.
Girls are evil, logic is evil, Hitler uses logic, Hitler is a girl.

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« Last Edit: September 29, 2014, 11:31:11 pm by Itnetlolor »
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Re: Hilarious Broken !!LOGIC!!
« Reply #34 on: September 30, 2014, 09:37:44 am »

Horses eat sugar, Hitler ate sugar. All horses are Hitler.
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Re: Hilarious Broken !!LOGIC!!
« Reply #35 on: September 30, 2014, 10:07:02 am »

Glasgow confirmed for nazi stable.
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Re: Hilarious Broken !!LOGIC!!
« Reply #36 on: September 30, 2014, 10:11:30 am »

You are what you eat. Hitler ate sugar. Therefore, Hitler was made of sugar.
All Glaswegians are people. All Glaswegians are made of toffee. All people are made of toffee. Toffee is processed sugar.
Therefore all people are processed Hitler.

...right?
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Re: Hilarious Broken !!LOGIC!!
« Reply #37 on: October 10, 2014, 12:50:01 am »

Without Hitler, we wouldn't have a baseline for evil.
Basslines are an important component of electronic music.
Today, most music not played live is played with electronic devices.
Michael Jackson made music and can't play it live anymore.

Therefore, Michael Jackson was secretly a Nazi.

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