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Detoxicated

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RTLAL - Roll to live a Life
« on: October 16, 2014, 11:53:15 am »

You are a baby.
Who are your parents?
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TamerVirus

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Re: RTLAL - Roll to live a Life
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2014, 12:52:30 pm »

Satan and Jane the tax accountant
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Re: RTLAL - Roll to live a Life
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2014, 01:25:40 pm »

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Your parents are Jane the Tax Account and her Satanist Husband Stan A.

You are in your caged bed and over you is your ceiling. You are in your bedroom, wearing your jumpsuit.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: RTLAL - Roll to live a Life
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2014, 10:53:24 am »

Commit suicide by biting our wrists.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.