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Author Topic: Commander Spaceman: Revengeance of the Galaximums  (Read 11662 times)

Parsely

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Re: Commander Spaceman
« Reply #165 on: October 06, 2014, 10:50:51 am »

Your spaceblaster already unholstered, you thumb it to the lowest energy setting and level it at the Galaximums ultrawariors, Rookie Spaceman follows your lead shouldering his rifle. The Galaximums hesitate for a moment, surprised at your aggression. Eat superhot energy spacefuckers!! Spacefucke-e-ers!~ The allium spaceleader holds up his spacehands in protest before you spacevaporize him. *bwap* *bwap* *bwap* *bwap-bwap* *bwap* *bwap* You between each other meltinate like twenty five spacealliums before they can even fight back, and the return fire is so spaceweak the spacetwo of you don't even bother taking cover. You take out all 76 armed galaximum spacewarriors, including their leader. Spacealliums corpses lie spacescattered everywhere, most of them just a pair of smoking hips.

Suddenly a a Galaximums spacenuker walks in. It's basically a big seven-armed alien florboid that carries a bajillion nuclear guns and stuff. It's gon kill you.


Commander Spaceman
Spacehealth: STELLAR
Spacestuff: Spaceblaster [the ultimate spaceweapon; the culmination of portable spaceman spaceweaponry]
Penlaser [a pen-sized spacelaser; very fine beam with adjustable size, shape and power, and a short range; meant for precise cutting for utility purposes]
Spaceman Spacesuit [compromised integrity, compromised internal environ]
Spacepedia [still writ in spaceblorbish; slightly crumpled pages, cover is bent]

Rookie Spaceman
Spacehealth: Spacemellow
Spacestuff: Laser Spacerifle
Spaceman Spacesuit
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Re: Commander Spaceman: Revengeance of the Galaximums
« Reply #166 on: October 06, 2014, 02:15:29 pm »

Spaceflee!
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Re: Commander Spaceman: Revengeance of the Galaximums
« Reply #167 on: October 06, 2014, 05:19:25 pm »

Spaceflee!
Spaceflee while spacefiring spacerockets!
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Re: Commander Spaceman: Revengeance of the Galaximums
« Reply #168 on: October 06, 2014, 08:09:58 pm »

Spaceflee!
Spaceflee while spacefiring spacerockets!
Spaceflee and spacereturn* fire.

* Start firing whether they return fire or are firing at all
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Re: Commander Spaceman: Revengeance of the Galaximums
« Reply #169 on: October 06, 2014, 08:29:44 pm »

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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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