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Author Topic: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE  (Read 4677 times)

bigjaredmonkey

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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2014, 02:58:47 pm »

BECOME SERVER ADMIN
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This is a birch door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. On the item is an image of ravens in birch.
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2014, 03:27:24 pm »

ANTIMATTER MINING. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MAGMA LAKE
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #32 on: October 15, 2014, 11:55:09 pm »

IGNORANT FOOLS! SWIM TO THEIR FORGES THROUGH MAGMA SEA!
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #33 on: November 01, 2014, 06:18:27 pm »

CONSTRUCT TNT CANNON.
ROLL: 6
YOU BUILD A TNT CANNON. YOU FIRE IT RIGHT AT THE DIRECTION OF RAPTURE. IT DEVESTATES IT. YOU HOWEVER, PUT ONLY A TINY BIT OF WATER IN IT. YOU EXPLODE CHARLY. RESPAWN?

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ROLL: 1
YOU ARE BANNED DO TO TRYING TO GET FINBAR'S AFTER SEEING HIM CHEAT STUFF IN.
CHEATERS GET THE AX, YA KNOW?

ANTIMATTER MINING. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MAGMA LAKE
ROLL: 5
AFTER FIRING A FEW SHOTS, THE MANTLE SNAKES SURENDER AND AWAIT YOUR COMMANDS. UNTIL XAN COMES BACK FROM ITS IMPRISONMENT.

IGNORANT FOOLS! SWIM TO THEIR FORGES THROUGH MAGMA SEA!
AUTO-FAIL

THERE IS NO MAGMA SEA FOR MILES. AND YOU DON'T WANT TO GET SUCKED IN A PIPE AND ENCOUNTERING THE MANTLE SNAKES.

ITS BACK
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #34 on: November 01, 2014, 08:02:27 pm »

Shut down the servers.
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #35 on: November 01, 2014, 08:30:07 pm »

NOW I'M LEFT WITH ONLY OPTION - CASUALLY WALKING TO THE MORTALS!
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2014, 02:17:52 am »

ENSLAVE THE MANTTELSNAKES FOR THE CONSTRUCTION OF BOWSER'S CASTLEMEGAFORTRESS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MAGMA SEA
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2014, 03:47:57 am »

BUILD MISSILE

NUKE NOTCH MOJANG MICROSOFT
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2014, 11:06:12 am »

Respawn.  Bait creepers into other players.
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2014, 12:26:35 pm »

SPAWN IN AS ENDER DRAGON OFC
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