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[bigjaredmonkey]

Use time travel machine to travel back in time and assisinate the godmodder before he was a godmodder.

(2)
you find what seems to be the godmodder's great grandfather, but realize it's your great grandfather before it's too late.

Attack the GGCS's weak spot for massive damage.

(4+1)
the weak spot explodes in gore and instakills the GGCS.

the godmodder creates a new summon because the GGCS' weakspot exploded in gore causing an instakill. a bit of the gore hits the godmodder in the face for 1 point of damage.
the new summon is the mechintheformofchucknorris™
aka the M.I.T.F.O.C.N™
the godmodder has very original ideas.

godmodder health: 99/100
M.I.T.F.O.C.N™ health: 500/500

[Migue5356]

Look for the weak spot in mechintheformofchucknorris™

[NAV]

Recruit my great grandfather.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Look for the weak spot in mechintheformofchucknorris™

(3)
no success. at least you didn't do it up close.

Recruit my great grandfather.

(3)
you think about taking him with you in your time machine, but common sense stops it, and a !!TIME PARADOX!!

the godmodder adds chaingun rockets on the M.I.T.F.O.C.N™
the M.I.T.F.O.C.N™ now has dual rocket pods that have the RPM of chainguns.

godmodder health: 99/100
M.I.T.F.O.C.N™ health: 500/500

[Migue5356]

Command legions of hell to zerg rush the M.I.T.F.O.C.N™

[bigjaredmonkey]

Command legions of hell to zerg rush the M.I.T.F.O.C.N™

instant fail. you are not in command. as you give orders, a small batch of the loyal demons murders you again.

the godmodder adds dual chainguns to the M.I.T.F.O.C.N™
the M.I.T.F.O.C.N™ gets a pilot.

godmodder health: 99/100
M.I.T.F.O.C.N™ health: 500/500

[Wolfkit]

Tame the werelocust swarm.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Tame the werelocust swarm.

(4-1)
you try to, but they sense the pheoromones and want to kill you for being in their territory.
(2)
you're fucked. its morning at a full moon.

the godmodder is amused by the chaos happening that's trying to kill him.
the M.I.T.F.O.C.N™ pilot is bored.

godmodder health: 99/100
M.I.T.F.O.C.N™ health: 500/500

[Wolfkit]

Hide behind the godmodder while attempting to convince the werelocusts that the godmodder would be much tastier than me.

[Tomasque]

I believe that anytime a Battlemech Pilot occupies the same hex as a bug swarm, he has to make a balancing check or fall down, then he has to make a consciousness check or be knocked out... just saying...