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[MuseOD]

My captain of the guard requested me to "cause trouble" for a civilization by going somewhere. So I went there and killed about eight elves. But the deed was not done. How exactly does one cause trouble? I was considering burning down a home tree or the like. I really like this new version, but the pregenned dorf forts are really annoying to navigate or to find people in. My plan is to git gud, and then find and murder a black demon whose civilization destroyed my last fort.

[MuseOD]

So I lovingly hugged a few more elves a bit too hard, including two administrators, one of whom I forced to give me her site, the other I cuddled past the point of being able to giggle, using the adorable smile of the former. But now the agreement between myself and my captain has vanished. I guess I'm now a free dwarf. A free and very angry dwarf, possessed with the turbulent spirits of those lost at the destruction of Knifeteeth, the great fortress, whose population was summarily executed by goblins in the year 137. Two babies were murdered wholesale. And now they're on a mission to either love tenderly every subdwarven and adorable pondskin or to have tea with and befriend the black demon who rules them.  I need to train, first of all, and find some good pastries. Wherever a better place to do so than to patronise a goblin bakery? I asked two elves whether they'd go on adventures with me. They both spat at me and called me a murderer. I don't understand just want to make friends.

[MuseOD]

For future reference, does "cause trouble" mean kill errybody in town or...?

[smjjames]

No idea, robsoie had trouble with that one too.

[MuseOD]

Okay. I'm going to head back home to see what happened to my captain, if I see him I'll give him a very nice !!present!!, and then head off to the pits for teatime.