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Nidilap

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Roll to Not Die- Minimalist RTD
« on: October 30, 2014, 11:09:34 am »

YOU ARE IN AN APARTMENT BUILDING

YOU GOTTA SURVIVE THESE OTHER GUYS

DONT DIE

INSPIRED BY ELEPHANT PARADE

THANKS GUY
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to Not Die- Minimalist RTD
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2014, 11:13:16 am »

Roar a mighty roar of madness and rage, continue by running away in terror.
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Wolfkit

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Re: Roll to Not Die- Minimalist RTD
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2014, 11:22:36 am »

Grab the nearest offic chair and start bludgeoning people.
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Lyeos

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Re: Roll to Not Die- Minimalist RTD
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2014, 04:29:16 pm »

EXIT APARTMENT BUILDING VIA FRONT DOOR.
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Re: Roll to Not Die- Minimalist RTD
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2014, 08:29:46 pm »

EXIT APARTMENT BUILDING VIA FRONT DOOR.

Do this as well.
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masked_krusader

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Re: Roll to Not Die- Minimalist RTD
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2014, 10:01:39 am »

NUCLEAR BLAST.
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People just be cray cray, yo.
I don't really expect to die from appendicitis after surviving the apocalypse.
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