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Mallos

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Re: Nexus Deathmatch
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2014, 07:35:39 pm »

I use the explosion to superman punch Tom in the face. Without moving, I'm a paraplegic after all.

[6]You capture the perfect time to get caught in the explosion,and fly like superman to punch him in the face,breaking his head off as you pull out his spinal cord.
Oh,and you broke your nose.

More AXES, GO

[5]You shoot more axes and they all hit in various limbs.

DECAPITATE SALSACOOKIES!

[6]RAAARGHing in rage,you pull out two axes with your hands and two axes with your feet,whirling around like a mad dervish and dicing salsacookies to bits.
Also you die of cardiac arrest after the fit of rage.

Break his neck! Drink his blood!

[FAILURE]You can't. Your dead.

Go look for interesting stuff.

[5]You find gauntlets that shoot lightning bolts and give you the ability to control and summon electricity.
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darkpaladin109

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Re: Nexus Deathmatch
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2014, 07:51:55 pm »

CENSORED
START CENSORING PEOPLE
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Nexus Deathmatch
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2014, 01:10:57 am »

Bite darkpaladin109 in the [CENSORED].
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
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Beirus

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Re: Nexus Deathmatch
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2014, 01:13:01 am »

Shoot lightning at people who aren't me.
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Salsacookies

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Re: Nexus Deathmatch
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2014, 05:05:16 am »

I'm the JUGGERNAUT, FEMALE CANINE!!!
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Whoops. Well, shit. Typical salsacookies.
I don't need my cavities checked. I just went to the dentist! Ba-dum-tiss.
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Mallos

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Re: Nexus Deathmatch
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2014, 08:47:00 am »

CENSORED
START CENSORING PEOPLE


[1]You censor yourself,causing you to not exist.
Dead.

Bite darkpaladin109 in the [CENSORED].

[4]You bite him in the [CENSORED] just before he vanishes with a big CENSORED over where he once was.

Shoot lightning at people who aren't me.

[5]You shoot lightning at Uncle Joe,rending most of his flesh off.
He now looks like a cooked corpse.

I'm the JUGGERNAUT, FEMALE CANINE!!!

okay.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Nexus Deathmatch
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2014, 08:56:43 am »

Try to make a headshot on Beirus with spit.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Beirus

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Re: Nexus Deathmatch
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2014, 09:19:37 am »

Zap SaberTooth and Salsacookies with chain lightning. Lethally.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2014, 07:12:54 pm by Beirus »
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Salsacookies

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Re: Nexus Deathmatch
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2014, 05:51:52 pm »

Beat Beirus up
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Whoops. Well, shit. Typical salsacookies.
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