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[Sylveadiff]

   Crashing when I am yelling in dwarven settlements:

   Being warmly greeted by a boogeyman:

   Crying for no reason:

   Terrifying:

   Unable to open hatches and getting locked out on castle roofs:

    Please and thank you.

[XArgon]

   Crashing when I am yelling in dwarven settlements:

   Being warmly greeted by a boogeyman:

   Crying for no reason:

   Terrifying:

   Unable to open hatches and getting locked out on castle roofs:

    Please and thank you.

1. A squeaky elvish yell makes a dwarf cringe a little. Unfortunately, this causes an impulse in their brain which, unfortunately, somehow creates a paradox which crashes reality. Or there's a deity among them.

2. Why, bogeymen are a natural part of DF, amirite? Elves are at peace with nature.

3. Elves are emos. (see "Overlord")

4. Elves are cannibal-demigods. That's pretty scary.

5. Either elves are too weak to lift a hatch, or the castle inhabitants are purposefully trying to lock you out!

On a related note, no insult towards elves is intended in any way.

[Sylveadiff]

The fifth one actually wont even let my humans/dwarves/post-armageddon kobolds do it, but thanks for the help. Somehow I have been surviving off of honey badger meat and elf tears.


Just now; Arile (my elf girl) killed someone. Some humans are being all buddy-buddy with me though. one of them spat at me but the rest seem to like me. A lot.