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klefenz

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I am an adventurer
« on: July 10, 2014, 05:27:44 am »

I am the manifestation of the will of a beign from beyond this world.
I am a peasant or a demigod.
I am a fearsome sight that can terrorize entire armies and make people crawl up walls.
I am a maddening presence that can cause civil wars to erupt between former friends.
I am a shadow, a whisper in the wind that can cut peope and beasts to shreds before they can react.
I cannot block or greet gods, but I can claim any site for myself.
I am terrifying.
I am inevitable.
I am for the best.

I am an adventurer.

XArgon

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Re: I am an adventurer
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2014, 07:42:53 am »

I used to be an adventurer, like you.
Thwarting a goblin insurrection, then slaughtering through their camp with no effort. Resistance was futile, they all were either sleeping or too terrified to do just about anything. Overconfident from seemingly being the eldritch incarnation of terror itself, I finally walked up to their leader, who was also reportedly leading the previous insurrection in a human hamlet. He stood there, both him and his retinue doing absolutely nothing to stop my advance.
- Greetings. - I said, approaching him menacingly.

He then regarded me with a death glare, and shot a crossbow bolt through my head.

As I was saying, I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a bolt through my head.

And that's terrifying.
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Re: I am an adventurer
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2014, 11:05:46 am »

I used to be an adventurer, like you.
Thwarting a goblin insurrection, then slaughtering through their camp with no effort. Resistance was futile, they all were either sleeping or too terrified to do just about anything. Overconfident from seemingly being the eldritch incarnation of terror itself, I finally walked up to their leader, who was also reportedly leading the previous insurrection in a human hamlet. He stood there, both him and his retinue doing absolutely nothing to stop my advance.
- Greetings. - I said, approaching him menacingly.

He then regarded me with a death glare, and shot a crossbow bolt through my head.

As I was saying, I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a bolt through my head.

And that's terrifying.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a bolt to the left hand

You give in to pain
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Re: I am an adventurer
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2014, 11:40:13 am »

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee. Now I work as a city guard.
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Re: I am an adventurer
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2014, 12:25:09 pm »

I used to be a lord like you.
Then I took an adventurer to the skull.

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Re: I am an adventurer
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2014, 12:25:42 pm »

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee. Now I work as a city guard.
It was inevitable. ;D
« Last Edit: July 10, 2014, 12:27:47 pm by XArgon »
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