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[MickEfinn]

I just got my first Human wagon for a new fortress.

Holy crap! You doped their horses! They arrived in 22 seconds to the center of the map, whilst weaving between trees mind you, with mule merchants trailing behind hella slow! heck, their guards couldn't keep up. This sir, is awesome!

[ November 18, 2007: Message edited by: MickEfinn ]

[Shujaa]

Not just the wagons, these Elven merchants are breaking several speed limits in my fortress too   :eek:

[Keiseth]

You see a Human Stagecoach. You see Flint Westwood, Human Trader. He's wearing a *Poncho* and wields a <<Revolver>>. He stars in "For a few -Stone Crafts- more" and "The Dwarves, The Elves and the Humans".

[Nesoo]

Hmm. Personally, I think that should be "The Dwarves, the Humans, and the Elves."

[Alfador]

How about "A Fistful of Monies?" Or "Hammer 'em High...er Low?"

Would this be considered a *spaghetti roast* Western?

[ November 18, 2007: Message edited by: Alfador ]

[Keilden]

Are they gonaa paint his wagon?

[Slanted]

Duck, you snailman!

"If you're going to shoot,shoot. Don't...go to bed?"

[ November 19, 2007: Message edited by: Slanted ]

[Alfador]

quote:Originally posted by Slanted:
<STRONG>Duck, you snailman!

"If you're going to shoot,shoot. Don't...go to bed?"

[ November 19, 2007: Message edited by: Slanted ]</STRONG>

Or On Break, or to eat or drink, or to haul a boulder.