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Author Topic: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE  (Read 3609 times)

poketwo

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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #30 on: May 24, 2014, 06:21:04 pm »

((You made a grave mistake: you made me canon.))

Contact the multiversal council, immediate court case up in this bitch.
WHAT MULTIVERSAL COUNCIL? I RULE WITH UNLIMITED AUTHORITY HERE.

Found Pompeii.
you first need permission to colonize the mountain of pompeii through the king.

Use my authority as a GM of another RtD to cut off smurfington from the council.
THERE IS NO COUNCIL, BUT THANKS FOR SUPPORTING ME

Listen to smurfington's argument, and judge it. Also, force Marius to exist. Reform.
SORRY, NO COUNCIL, BUT FOR A CONSOLATION PRIZE, MARIUS EXISTS. BUT HE HAS TO CREATE THE LEGIONS FIRST TO REFORM THEM

Dig around for some rocks, decorate
you find a rock pile fit for a king, you get one. And the next thing you know, you're arrested. It turns out those were the king's rocks.

Have a vision of a deity. Found a religion.
You dream of allah. You basically founded Islam early, wope-de-do. 
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blazing glory

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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #31 on: May 24, 2014, 06:25:37 pm »

Make a flying machine!
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TamerVirus

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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #32 on: May 24, 2014, 08:50:13 pm »

Devise a new system of torture where people are placed in a giant brass bull that is slowly heated. Try to get my freedom in exchange for this new development!
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IcyTea31

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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #33 on: May 24, 2014, 11:23:34 pm »

((For political correctness, I'd prefer a fictional religion.))

Write the holy book for my religion.
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smurfingtonthethird

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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #34 on: May 25, 2014, 01:13:19 am »

Fuck, another overlord. Summon omniveral council.
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Teneb

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Re: ROLL TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
« Reply #35 on: May 25, 2014, 10:42:42 am »

Use great martial prowess to save Empire from the Ottomans.
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