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Eternal prison

Thrown into black hole

Eaten by a grue

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Balrog-A robot toaster that stole some hats, ran into a lot of walls, and shot lots of dakka. He also had the power to summon potatoes.

[Lyeos]

Wait, did I get to eat the sandwich before I hit the wave?

Lyeos: A legendary treasure hunter that just wanted a dang sandwich.

[smurfingtonthethird]

PS. How does the hall of fame work? Or is it only for the truly legendary?

This game might as well be the definition of legendary. I doubt you'll have many problems getting it in.

Alright, I applied for it.

You guys should vote for it and stuff.

Nope, the threads dead and I feel like a moron.

[darkpaladin109]

PS. How does the hall of fame work? Or is it only for the truly legendary?

This game might as well be the definition of legendary. I doubt you'll have many problems getting it in.

Alright, I applied for it.

You guys should vote for it and stuff.

Nope, the threads dead and I feel like a moron.

Eh, don't worry about it. Just post it in the newly made one. It's not finished yet, but it should be any time now.
Do I count as one of the original players, since I was there from pretty much the beggining?

[smurfingtonthethird]

Yeah, anyone in the original thread is an original.

Oh yeah.

SEQUEL

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Oh, let's see,
Monkey, the monkey. Elevated out of his zoo by being fearful of the GM.

Wraith-monkey. Rewarded with wraithdom within the pain dimension for rescuing DP from a single-dimension prison. Acquired a mecha-gorilla, searched for the GM's remote.

Potato plant. Punished by the GM for throwing unobtanium, (GM-poo), around the GM's house.

Potato scourge. After much growth and evolution, covered the planet and vied for control against the humans.

Potato abomination/The Thing. After the Humans began and completed a genocide against my (relatively) peaceful race of super-potatoes, we evolved the ability to shapeshift & infect others as a last-ditch effort to survive and possibly take revenge. Took the form of a monkey, accidentally dug around in medical waste and tripped balls. Put said tripping to use via !!SCIENCE!!. Created a cloud of grey-goo with an artifact cookbook/instruction manual written in several languages. Learned the GM language via study of said artifact, used grey-goo to consume all technology within the universe.

------Single-turn: Batman. Beat the pants off of DP on his own lego racetrack, in his own car. And also literally. I literally beat him up, stole his car, and beat his lap record. It was brutal.

Cheesebro Abomination. Having learned an intergalactic cheese being had taken advantage of me during my intoxicated !!SCIENCE!! spree, I transferred my intellect to him as the worst STD in the multiverse upon the destruction of the earth, (and, therefore, my monkey-body). At this time I engaged in direct telepathic communication with the GM, having learned his language through the book, and learned much about the universe. Teleported to Olympus to meet gods as part of the learning process, had a bit of a breakdown when the GM flexed his GM powers on me.

Monkey again. Woke up as a monkey within the banana dimension, (a high-point of my original monkey shenanigans, when an upturned dumptruck full of bananas landed on me and I was lost in bliss), supposedly everything since then having been one hell of a dream. Met the physical avatar of reality itself, flew in the great battle of WAOA for much glory.

Wandered around the universe searching for his friend mr avatar after the battle. Sidetracks lead to many happy stories.