Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Author Topic: Garbage Cat Simulator  (Read 3064 times)

Demonic Spoon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Peering from beyond the veil of reality
    • View Profile
Re: Garbage Cat Simulator
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2015, 01:27:03 am »

I expected garbage cans. Why were there no garbage cans?  :(
Logged

Ozyton

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Garbage Cat Simulator
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2015, 01:41:20 am »

Stand on dude's face, mash Z and X as fast as you can.

That stupid floor lamp nearly got me trapped

SquatchHammer

  • Bay Watcher
  • A bit drafty
    • View Profile
Re: Garbage Cat Simulator
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2015, 08:07:06 pm »

Stand on dude's face, mash Z and X as fast as you can.

That stupid floor lamp nearly got me trapped

I used the floor lamp to smash the guys face.... It did nothing...
Logged
That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

King of Candy Island.

Nighthawk

  • Bay Watcher
  • INT Score: Yes
    • View Profile
Re: Garbage Cat Simulator
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2015, 08:40:24 pm »

I was sold at "Press X to knead your dumb little paws."
Logged

nenjin

  • Bay Watcher
  • Inscrubtable Exhortations of the Soul
    • View Profile
Re: Garbage Cat Simulator
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2015, 08:47:18 pm »

He's less Trash Cat and more Smash Cat.
Logged
Cautivo del Milagro seamos, Penitente.
Quote from: Viktor Frankl
When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.
Quote from: Sindain
Its kinda silly to complain that a friendly NPC isn't a well designed boss fight.
Quote from: Eric Blank
How will I cheese now assholes?
Quote from: MrRoboto75
Always spaghetti, never forghetti

Folly

  • Bay Watcher
  • Steam Profile: 76561197996956175
    • View Profile
Re: Garbage Cat Simulator
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2015, 10:54:16 pm »

Now I finally understand how a cat thinks, and therefore must also love them.
Logged

Bohandas

  • Bay Watcher
  • Discordia Vobis Com Et Cum Spiritum
    • View Profile
Re: Garbage Cat Simulator
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2015, 02:08:27 am »

I can't play this on my tablet but will try it once I get back to my PC
Logged
NEW Petition to stop the anti-consumer, anti-worker, Trans-Pacific Partnership agreement
What is TPP
----------------------
Remember, no one can tell you who you are except an emotionally unattached outside observer making quantifiable measurements.
----------------------
Έπαινος Ερις

Baneling

  • Bay Watcher
  • Acid Balloon
    • View Profile
Re: Garbage Cat Simulator
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2015, 02:14:18 am »

Kneading doesn't seem to do anything regardless of where you do it. I just took off my headphones and mashed Z as fast as I could.
Logged
I tend to be a stupid person. Expect me to say/do stupid things and we'll probably get along better!

debvon

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Garbage Cat Simulator
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2015, 04:14:05 am »

Not gonna lie I laughed pretty hard at this. I wish my cat cared about my consciousness.
Logged

WealthyRadish

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Garbage Cat Simulator
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2015, 09:20:44 am »

You can win without meowing or kneading, by destroying everything in the room.
Logged

nenjin

  • Bay Watcher
  • Inscrubtable Exhortations of the Soul
    • View Profile
Re: Garbage Cat Simulator
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2015, 10:11:19 am »

Kneading works.  Just a little bit at a time though, you have to do a lot of kneading. Knocking shit over is more effective.
Logged
Cautivo del Milagro seamos, Penitente.
Quote from: Viktor Frankl
When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.
Quote from: Sindain
Its kinda silly to complain that a friendly NPC isn't a well designed boss fight.
Quote from: Eric Blank
How will I cheese now assholes?
Quote from: MrRoboto75
Always spaghetti, never forghetti