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[Yoink]

Finish Toaster off and take his bloody crossbow.

Try to make as unappealing a target as possible.

[Harry Baldman]

Strangle the life outta Yoink. Crush him inside his own power armor with my incredible strength! The strength of the gods is what it is!

[Person]

I apologize for this entire game.

Yoink:

(Forgot to add the pistol to toaster's inventory last turn. You'll take that instead.)

Firstly, you escape harry's grasp.

You manage to slash Toaster for exactly 3 damage! His pistol, crossbow, and metal armor go to you.

Toaster: You try to heal yourself, but unfortunately you are dead.

Harry: 4 vs 7. You manage to get a hold on Yoink for a second, but they slip out of it. You throw a mug too, but that misses.

Free items: Leather armor x2, Knife x1

Spoiler: Harry Baldman (click to show/hide)

HP: 25/36
Str: D10
Agi: D6
End: D12
Weapon: Throwing Mugs. D4, uses agility.
Armor: Leather. 50% chance to reduce damage taken by 1.
Initiative: D4.

Spoiler: Toaster (click to show/hide)

HP: 0/24
Str: D12
Agi: D10
End: D10
Weapon: Crossbow. D8, uses agility. Pistol. D10, uses agility.
Armor: Metal. Always reduces damage taken by 1.
Initiative: D10

Spoiler: Yoink (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/18
Str: D4
Agi: D8
End: D8
Sword: D6, uses strength. Crossbow: D8, uses agility. Pistol: D10, uses agility.
Armor: Power Armor. Always reduces damage taken by 2.
Metal Armor. Not in use. Always reduces damage by 1.
Initiative: D8

[Toaster]

No reduction from the armor?

[Person]

No reduction from the armor?

I counted that in, yeah. They rolled a 5. Even with the endurace/armor bonus, which did succeed by the way, it was exactly enough.

[Toaster]

Explode into burning gibs!

[Yoink]

>Consume Toaster's mortal remains to regain health.

[Harry Baldman]

Take those useless goddamn throwing mugs and shove them up Yoink's armored ass. All of them. From melee range. Without throwing any of them.

Without throwing any of them!

No throwing of the mugs is acceptable! None whatsoever!

[Person]

I truly have no excuse for this. This awful excuse for a game needs to end somehow though.

Yoink: You fail to do so.

Harry: You hit yoink with your mugs for 1 damage. (Low damage roll sorry.)

Spoiler: Harry Baldman (click to show/hide)

HP: 25/36
Str: D10
Agi: D6
End: D12
Weapon: Throwing Mugs. D4, uses agility.
Armor: Leather. 50% chance to reduce damage taken by 1.
Initiative: D4.

Spoiler: Yoink (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/18
Str: D4
Agi: D8
End: D8
Sword: D6, uses strength. Crossbow: D8, uses agility. Pistol: D10, uses agility.
Armor: Power Armor. Always reduces damage taken by 2.
Metal Armor. Not in use. Always reduces damage by 1.
Initiative: D8

[Harry Baldman]

Drop the fucking mugs already. Get an actual melee weapon. There's dead people around, right? If not, strangulate Yoink with bare hands.

[Person]

Its actually kinda weird, only two melee weapons got rolled, and both are pretty bad. 1 knife, 1 sword, and yoink has the sword. The knife would still be marginally better than using the mugs in melee though.