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Author Topic: Dwarf Fortress Steam Chat's Take on The Brave Little Toaster  (Read 836 times)

The Scout

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Yeah, they've got some problems. http://pastebin.com/sBGeuY7N
Thank HugeHead for streaming, and adwarf for grabbing it all and throwing it into pastebin.

Also thank Huge for the Google Doc page for suggestions! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P-iirac6ZnsRlTAHmG72JsCjOUbUmm2R7j2dTlCZm_k/edit?usp=sharing
Everyone boo Huge for taking the Doc down and forcing me to make a new one.

AND ADWARF DID A QUICK SUMMARY. http://pastebin.com/V9Z7pQ8Q
« Last Edit: June 13, 2014, 11:40:33 pm by The Scout »
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Steam Chat's Take on The Brave Little Toaster
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2014, 10:58:02 pm »

Yes apparently we will be making more of these for some strange reason, do note all of this is born out of spontaneous thoughts we have while watching that we turn into our take of the story so its probably all over the place and moderately messed up. As a side note I will be attempting to summarize DFC's take of the Brave Little Toaster and will put it in this post when I'm done, all I can say is that Stalin Toaster and American Paratrooper Vacuum are some good bros. Also while this summary is meant to give you a rough idea of what it is I recommend reading the pastebin of logs for the movie as they're far more entertaining.

Quote from: DFC Chat's Take on The Brave Little Toaster Summary
When a young boy and his family go on holiday, their household appliances come looking for them. The appliances are Stalin's personal radio built in Stalingrad, a grizzled World War 2 47th Airborne vet Vacuum cleaner, a whiny blanket, and the toaster who some how became their leader in this grand adventure. All of them suffering from their pasts in the war make their way out into the world after a rather severe argument with the abandoned home's Crappy/AC or C/AC who violently explodes upon realizing that he too misses their former master.
 
They set out into the world beyond in search of their master encountering violent rats that attempt to eat the whiny blanket who proceeds to be saved by toaster, and from that moment a special love begins to form. Of course as their adventures proceed the group has their fights, and toaster begins to suffer from flashbacks of people burning to death due to his failure at being a good toaster like he should have been. Soon their power runs low, and storm brews on the wind as their friend blanket is taken by the wind, in an effort to save the group lampy (a limey separated from his squad back in the war) sacrifices his bulb to recharge the battery with a lightning bolt.
 
Sometime later they discover blankey trapped in a tree far above and vacuum uses his experience as a paratrooper to rappel his way up the tree to save the whiny blanket. Of course there troubles don't end there for they find themselves captured by a nazi not long after who takes them to his workshop to cannibalize them for parts. They manage to escape as blankey and Vacuum charge the nazi knocking unconscious before fleeing into the city where their master lives, little do they know that as they enter the city their master leaves for the home they had left to search for him.
 
They're met in their master's home by his new appliances, nazi appliances bent on their death who confuse them through the art of song before knocking them from the building into the garbage can below with them only surviving due to Vacuum's many experience during the war. From there they are taken to the car graveyard where an angry magnet sets himself to bringing them to their doom at the hands of a compactor. Their master miraculously arrives to save them from the magnet but nearly falls prey to the magnet himself before toaster, despite his troubles sacrifices himself to stop the compactor killing his master.
« Last Edit: June 13, 2014, 11:47:05 pm by adwarf »
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