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[Mesa]

..... Why did that not occur to it seems everyone that a name might be necessary? Either way I say we should be Adam.

Either way, it seems that shovel and human convoy is the way to go.
Bigger post coming soon, Luftrausers is a real-damn timekiller, buy it.

[NRDL]

PTW

[SealyStar]

Gorbachev, Convoy, Knife

[GreatWyrmGold]

..... Why did that not occur to it seems everyone that a name might be necessary?

I dunno about the others, but for me it was a chance to convince the GM to drop some cultural information about the world.

Either way I say we should be Adam.

Bit Biblical, isn't it?
Abraham (Irony carefully constructed)
Fortress
Knife

[Elfeater]

Gorbachev
Already voted for shovel and fortress

[SealyStar]

Gorby is winning!

[Mesa]

'Kay guys, here's the deal:
I'm giving you time until 3PM CET tomorrow (24th March) and then I'll tally the votes and go with whatever has the most of them and do a tiebreaker myself if need be.
(basically I'm just too lazy to start this today, sorry)

And, go!

[Mesa]

Well, I expected some more response here, but whatever.

Gorbachev - 2
Adam - 1
Abraham - 1
Grgle - 1
Larry - 1

Convoy - 3
Fortress - 1

Shovel - 2
Knife - 2
(Since there was a tie again, I've decided to pick Shovel, whether you like it or not!)

Those votecounts only include the votes from after the first tally post.


You are Gorbachev, a human armed with a sniper rifle, a shovel and a few anti-personnel mines, and along with your group of other mutants (2 frogs and 2 birds) are ready to take on a lone convoy on a road in the frozen North.

Said convoy consists of four vehicles in total - a military truck with a heavy machine gun mounted in the back and carrying a fairly big cache of supplies, a heavily-armored Humvee with a grenade launcher mounted on top and two motorcycles with front-mounted machine guns. "Lots of weapons" flies through your mind.

There are six humans in the convoy and all of them appear to have SMGs with them. They have an advantage in both numbers and firepower, but their convoy seems to be stuck in the snow, and thus they cannot escape. Plus they don't seem to be aware of you yet, so for the time being the surprise element is still a possibility, but it won't take them long to realize you're just ten meters away over a snow hill, and then they will be able to unleash the full power of their weapons on you.
What do you do?

Your companions are armed with the following:

Spoiler: Party status (click to show/hide)

Brad (frog #1): Shotgun (6/12 shells), Knife, Cherry Bombs (9x)
Clint (frog #2): Dual SMGs (25+25/50 bullets), Shovel, -
Charles (bird #1): Dual SMGs (25+25/50 bullets), Spear, Grenades (3x)
Peter (bird #2): Shotgun (6/12 shells), Shovel, Cherry Bombs (9x)
Gorbachev (human, YOU): Sniper Rifle (1/10 sniper bullets), Shovel, Mines (3x)

[NRDL]

Have the two birds, Charles and Peter, sneak or fly over, grenade the vehicles as best as they can.  Then have them hightail out of there, far enough for the soldiers to actually have to follow them on foot, then have the frogs attack them from behind, with us ( Gorbachev ) sniping them, laying down cover fire, etc.

[Mesa]

As Charles and Peter take it off to the sky and start flying over the unsuspecting convoy, grenades start falling down and they begin to panic, but quickly realize what's happening and start taking potshots at the birds, who disappear over the hills. Willing to kill them, three out of six humans follow them and leave only three humans at the convoy, manning the armed vehicles.

Too busy to realize that there's still three of you coming for them, they don't don't notice Clint and Brad until they're literally in their faces, at which point they both die, which leaves a single human for you to snipe right in the head.
That leaves the convoy itself empty, and by the looks of it Charles and Peter are easily taking care of the seperated humans, if the fact that they're both flying high up in the sky throwind down bombs and grenades is anything to go by.

Spoiler: Party status (!) (click to show/hide)

Brad (frog #1): Shotgun (5/12 shells, -1/0), Knife, Cherry Bombs (9x)
Clint (frog #2): Dual SMGs (23+23/50 bullets, -2,-2/0), Shovel, -
Charles (bird #1): Dual SMGs (25+25/50 bullets), Spear, Grenades (1x -2)
Peter (bird #2): Shotgun (4/12 shells, -2/0), Shovel, Cherry Bombs (5x, -4)
Gorbachev (human, YOU): Sniper Rifle (0/10 sniper bullets, -1/0), Shovel, Mines (3x)

Also, about ammo - [LOADED]/[RESERVE], not the usual [REMAINING]/[MAXIMUM] you would expect.

[NRDL]

Are the remaining humans on foot, or in their blasted vehicles?

[Mesa]

Are the remaining humans on foot, or in their blasted vehicles?

On foot, over the hills and far away.

[Cheesecake]

Get the birds to come back. Those humans won't survive for long out there. Also, loot the bodies and check the rest of the convoy.

[NRDL]

Get the birds to come back. Those humans won't survive for long out there. Also, loot the bodies and check the rest of the convoy.

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