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Author Topic: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart  (Read 11650 times)

WhitiusOpus

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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #150 on: March 08, 2014, 02:23:53 am »
279: Take a journal, pen, various cooking implements, and head to the Furniture area. Proceed to deconstruct couches for firewood, and huddle around it like a stranded man. Day 1 - I am very hungry, but do not have the strength to make it to the food aisle. These customers look tasty...

280: Gather some friends, grab some Christmas wrapping paper, and head to sporting goods. Proceed with jousting tournament, ala bicycles.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #151 on: March 08, 2014, 04:36:10 am »
281. Gather all of your friends, get the shopping carts and pole objects and engage in the ancient Australian arts of trolley jousting and trolley racing.
282. Fight off security with the shopping cart armada
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #152 on: March 08, 2014, 11:06:28 am »
283: Dress up as Pedobear and follow children under the age of 14 around the store.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #153 on: March 08, 2014, 01:13:15 pm »

284: bring your seeing eye tiger...
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #154 on: March 08, 2014, 01:22:23 pm »
285: Accurately recreate Homestuck in the store, complete with the destruction of the universe.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #155 on: March 08, 2014, 02:06:35 pm »
286: Blow up the toilets with cherry bombs, and when you walk out, tell the nearest employee "Whew, that was a bad un'. Shoudn't of had mexican. You might want to clean that up..."
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #156 on: March 08, 2014, 04:47:45 pm »
287. Steal all the muffins and peg them at people.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #157 on: March 08, 2014, 05:19:06 pm »
288. Steal all the people and throw them at the muffins.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #158 on: March 08, 2014, 05:38:46 pm »
289:Muffin all of the throws and people them at steal.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #159 on: March 08, 2014, 05:41:14 pm »
290. People all the steal and muffin them at throws.
291. Create authentic copies of the Megaman 1 robot masters.
292. Create working copies of the Megaman 1 robot masters.
293. Order the robot master copies to attack employees.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #160 on: March 09, 2014, 05:19:20 am »
294. Release elephants into the store
295. Release elves into the store
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #161 on: March 09, 2014, 05:30:04 am »
296. Release magma into the store to deal with the elephants and elves
297. Dress up as Black Hitler
298. Get another person to dress up as an astronaut and start making paninis
299. Manually set the aircon to 40 degrees
300. Superglue the staff to the ceiling.
301. Slip Neodymium magnets into the staff's pants
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