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You are a Guard (TSG)
« on: February 05, 2014, 09:42:30 am »

A few years ago the King of the Golden Kingdoms was assassinated by his younger son and his position usurped. The Golden Kingdoms are now known as the Iron Empire and are ruled by the usurper.

Things have certainly changed. Technology has become quite advanced thanks to the repeal of technological suppression laws. Races like kobolds and goblins have found that their lives have improved, while other races such as elves have found that their lives have gone downhill quite rapidly. Quality of life has gone down for some, up for others. You don't really care about this stuff. You aren't a political person.

You are a guard for the Iron Empire. You do your best at this job. Earn a decent pay. It's peaceful enough, apart from the drunks and the rabblerousers and so on and so forth. Good things can't last forever, though. You've heard tales of rebellion in the outer districts. You hear a name almost constantly in the taverns: the "Adamantine Rebellion". It doesn't sound good.

You are currently sitting in the barracks, rows of beds just behind you. You yourself are sitting at the table filling out paperwork. The other fellows always leave you with the paperwork. You come across a bit of paperwork that is part of an attempt at creating a profile for each guard within your regiment, and it is asking for a profile on you. You decide that you are best qualified for this task, and begin to fill it out.

IRON EMPIRE PROPERTY: IF YOU SEE THIS OUTSIDE OF IT'S RIGHTFUL PLACE RETURN IT IMMEDIATELY OR FACE EXECUTION
NAME:
GENDER:
RACE: Tick where applicable.
Human - Medium-sized, thin, pink-skinned, only possesses hair on top of head.
Orc - Tall, stocky, muscular, green-skinned, typically possessing either horns and/or tusks on bottom lip.
Goblin - Short, gaunt, sallow-skinned, long ears and sharp teeth.
Kobold - Small, insubstantial, brown furred, dog-like muzzle and claws.
Dwarf - Short, stout, white-skinned, bearded and robust.
APPEARANCE:
TRAINING: Tick where applicable.
Gunnery: Trained in the art of Pistols and Rifles.
Swordsmanship: Trained in the art of Swords and Blades.
Vehicles: Trained in using Walkers and Patrol Cars.
Medicine: Trained in using Medicine and other Remedies.
Magic: Trained in the business of Spells and Hexes.

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Re: You are a Guard (TSG)
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2014, 09:51:01 am »

NAME: Cabadath
GENDER: Male
RACE: Orc
APPEARANCE: Tall and strangely thin for a orc. He wears a black, high collared coat with tails that reach to the floor.
TRAINING: Magic.
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Re: You are a Guard (TSG)
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2014, 11:12:01 am »

NAME: Kurwit Copper
GENDER: Male
RACE: Goblin
APPEARANCE: A small green gnarl humanoid with black eyes. Notable clothes include a cape that he uses to blind foes and a stopped pocket watch.
TRAINING: Swordsmanship
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

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Re: You are a Guard (TSG)
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2014, 11:57:31 am »

NAME: Saffron
GENDER: Elf
RACE: Female
APPEARANCE: Short,fat and spotty, you where all ways picking on by the other elves, it properly the reason to leat how to use a gun. 
TRAINING: Gunnery
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Re: You are a Guard (TSG)
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2014, 12:23:44 pm »

NAME: Cabadath
GENDER: Male
RACE: Orc
APPEARANCE: Tall and strangely thin for a orc. He wears a black, high collared coat with tails that reach to the floor.
TRAINING: Magic.

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Re: You are a Guard (TSG)
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2014, 03:18:45 pm »

NAME: Cabadath
GENDER: Male
RACE: Orc
APPEARANCE: Tall and strangely thin for a orc. He wears a black, high collared coat with tails that reach to the floor.
TRAINING: Magic.

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10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;