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MrsStick

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Best Fight Ever?
« on: January 29, 2014, 07:42:44 pm »
...aka the most BA kitten ever...aka the most useless troll ever...aka seriously DF?

This just happened (also: AARGH for siege right before autumn...the migrants...)


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Quote from: BigD145 on January 15, 2014, 02:41:24 pm
Quote from: MrsStick on January 14, 2014, 07:45:29 pm
My hubby got me into DF...then abandoned his for MineCraft.
Husband has been possessed!
I'm sorry your husband had a strange mood and ended up making a useless trinket out of useless materials without gaining any experience in the process.

VerdantSF

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Re: Best Fight Ever?
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2014, 08:31:12 pm »
I recall a thread where a kitten got the killing blow on a forgotten beast, but this is still pretty damn awesome :D.
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TheSaberTooth

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Re: Best Fight Ever?
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2014, 08:43:57 pm »
Quote from: MrsStick on January 29, 2014, 07:42:44 pm
...aka the most BA kitten ever...aka the most useless troll ever...aka seriously DF?

This just happened (also: AARGH for siege right before autumn...the migrants...)


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That kitten was no kitten at all. T'was a Saber tooth cub in disguise. There's no other explanation.  :P
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When all is lost, remember the bees.
Quote from: kefkakrazy on June 04, 2014, 11:23:35 pm
What the fuck. Is some random undorfed recruit now our new Darkwing? Hell, even Darkwing just managed to kill two clowns before he went down. It's beyond me that a frigging recruit in the Official Voidspawn Feeding Detachment managed a triple kill on Forgotten Armokhumping Beasts.

VerdantSF

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Re: Best Fight Ever?
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2014, 08:47:43 pm »
Quote from: TheSaberTooth on January 29, 2014, 08:43:57 pm
That kitten was no kitten at all. T'was a Saber tooth cub in disguise.

Sounds legit to me.
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Linkxsc

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Re: Best Fight Ever?
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2014, 03:13:00 am »
I am imagining a huge troll, bearing down on a lone injured dwarf, when suddenly a kitten comes flying out of nowhere and latches firmly onto the trolls face, biting and clawing him, while the troll thrashes around trying to get him off.

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Lielac

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Re: Best Fight Ever?
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2014, 03:15:55 am »
Completely reasonable if the troll was a level 1 commoner.
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Larix

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Re: Best Fight Ever?
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2014, 03:37:55 am »
I'm doubtful about the legitimacy of this, since we don't know what made the troll faint in the first place. All combat consists of a lone kitten biting an unconscious troll, which certainly speaks for the kitten's pluck, but not really for its efficiency.

That said, i did have a forgotten beast on record which bled to death and had its demise attributed to a common housecat. I've no idea if this was just some sort of flimsy creature or if one that had been clawed badly enough to draw blood took fatal damage from something else and had the last lousy point shaved away by bleeding. Of course, i had a memorial engraved for the beast, so its shame (and the cat's fame) could live forever.
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