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[Comrade P.]

(Oh gosh. That sounds stupid, but I cannot understand what's happening.)

[darkpaladin109]

Dakka dakka dakka.

[Liber celi]

(Oh gosh. That sounds stupid, but I cannot understand what's happening.)

((My fault. I'm too tired to write, honestly. I'll go over it tomorrow, but basically it's a vampire bat dragging Gretust off into the sky while

Dakka dakka dakka.

this happens.))

[Remuthra]

I have one important question regarding tactics.

Can maple syrup vodka be used to make molotov cocktails?

Also, why are the Canadian Mafia shooting us down? I thought they would be more polite.

[Liber celi]

Yes, it can. But there is always the risk of the guy making the molotovs drinking three or eight out of accident. Ooops.

Also, they're immensely polite. I mean, they dug a trench for you! Nobody ever dug a trench for me.

[Remuthra]

Can I defect? I feel bad for wrecking their nice trench now.

[The Froggy Ninja]

"It's all cool man. Look my friend Boris the Laser-Rhino is here."

[tomio175]

Use the power of rock to stay afloat, if possible shoot the canadiosi as well.

[Comrade P.]

(Oh gosh. That sounds stupid, but I cannot understand what's happening.)

((My fault. I'm too tired to write, honestly. I'll go over it tomorrow, but basically it's a vampire bat dragging Gretust off into the sky while

Dakka dakka dakka.

this happens.))

((Right then. Well, there is only one logical continuation of all this action:))

ADD MORE DAKKA-DAKKA!
Who cares I'm floating up in the air? I'll use that as a tactical advantage to hit my opponents from above!

[Liber celi]

Can I defect? I feel bad for wrecking their nice trench now.

((Crime always hires. You may want to procure a papal letter of recommendation first though.

Use the power of rock to stay afloat, if possible shoot the canadiosi as well.

Quick, which song?))

[Remuthra]

Can I defect? I feel bad for wrecking their nice trench now.

((Crime always hires. You may want to procure a papal letter of recommendation first though.

Use the power of rock to stay afloat, if possible shoot the canadiosi as well.

Quick, which song?))

This one.
Or this one, if you want more success.
So many random songs involving flying!

[TCM]

Mad Dogg raises his guns, before putting them back down.

"Shit's too wack right now, Imma bail."

Leave combat area, call up homies to eat at the popular Canadian fast food joint, Mooseburger.

[Liber celi]

Mad Dogg raises his guns, before putting them back down.

"Shit's too wack right now, Imma bail."

Leave combat area, call up homies to eat at the popular Canadian fast food joint, Mooseburger.

A street wizard gotta know when to turn his back and walk away. And whatever's going on here needs a tactical retreat and a strategical food pause more than another guy pouring out the lead and loosing ground contact.

Also, all Mooseburger joints have a Class II tactical bunker in their cellars, as part of their three-staged post-apocalyptic Burger Empire plan. This doesn't color Raw Dogg's decision of course, since he doesn't know about the nuke. Or maybe he does and just doesn't let us know he knows.

Wizards.


((airbound wizards will be handled shortly (hopefully) preferrably after I get a command of Sinless))

[Armok]

((Eeeeeeeee! This is SO perfect. Best game ever. ))

I reload. Depending on how quickly and repeatably I manage to reload, I either try to break my fall or continue flying.

[tomio175]

My divination tells me Sinless shoots the Canadiosi as well.