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Would this be better in YAFB style?

Yes.
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No.
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 3


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Dorsidwarf

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Re: Roll to Santa
« Reply #30 on: December 25, 2013, 08:28:40 am »
Send your legions of elfbots to kidnap toymakers and force them to work in chinese sweatshops, then throw the toys at Bill Gates and run and then Gates transforms into a dinosaur and eats the elfbots and so santa clauss has to become the FINAL BOSS and he levels up 2121324343243483240384083x10^32 times and uses CHRISTMAS RAY but then Bill gates reveals that HE WAS THE SCROOGEATRON 3000 ALL ALONG and he counters the beam and strangles santa and it looksa all over, oh no! but then santa makes a comeback and SLICES BILL GATES WITH A CANDY CANE and all the presents are distributed to needful children around the world. and then the bestest lizerd eated them.


the end, by site direktor james age 3 1/2
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to Santa
« Reply #31 on: December 25, 2013, 08:39:28 pm »
Contineu using ghost magic to teleport gifts to trees.
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