So there i was. A human peasant in the very north of the World. Only having 35 Points for Skills in my cradle: This will be tough! So the only skills i have is competent dodging, novice fighting and adequate swimming. NOT BAD!
My Name:
Simon Mothershaken The Foolhere we go!Clear weather here. Wait! I have a spear with me? ...no idea where this came from. Was a harsh drinking night yesterday!
I think I will take a bath first. At first I flundered a bit, but in the end it was so nice I stayed there the whole day trough, diving under bridges, sneaking in the water. So much Joy! That is how i expected an adventurers life to be! In the evening, exhausted from all the fun, i felt very tough and endurant!
My dear loving mother told me great stories. She said to go straight to the next keep and plunder everything i need. Nobody would care, because communism or hard drugs or something like that. So i did.
The soldiers laughed at me when i asked them to follow me... but they really didn't care for their stuff. So I now have a iron greataxe another waterskin and a SHORT SKIRT! The armor was way to heavy to use it. Am i a mule or what?
Selling a quiver from the keep i buy myself a bit of tripe and get my first quest from the Foodman. Killing vampire who killed thousands.... ehh.... NO! Killing a wicked freak spouse sounds better. A night of sleep and up to the east!
A F**k i slept twice to dawn and nearly died of thirst! The Foodman is strange. I may sleep two days in his shop but mustn't wait ONE hour... '§%&$§$!!
Travelling to the site crossing 5 rivers, nothing special happened. But i am drowsy on a yellow color. That will get me killed for sure!
The sun is low. I hope the lair has a cave or i will get eaten in the night.
Great! It has a cave. And in it THREE night creatures. I'll have to proof myself now! Try to face only one at a time.
...first punch extreme pain... second punch struck down... deceased.
My mother was right peasants should stay on the fields...