A funny thing happened on the way back from the last Forgotten Beast slaying. Two dwarves fell unconscious. That isn't the funny part; other than the thud.
Now while one dwarf rushed to the rescue, one of my unconscious dwarves woke up and started making his way back to the dining hall for lunch and a bit of bragging only to fall over unconscious again. Ever vigilant Urist McKindheart gabbed him and started hauling him to the hospital. It was strange though. I watched him dragging a dwarf who was no longer unconscious and had a Clean Self job for a good five minutes. They wandered back and forth a while and eventually ended up in the hospital but by that time I was no longer following.
I was checking the list for jobs and found 1 dwarf still on a recover wounded job. I thought it best to follow him because I couldn't find the dwarf myself. He wandered everywhere, even doubled back a couple times. (I need to set traffic routes again) Where did he go? Yup, the dining hall. Middle of a party he stomps in, grabs the very same dwarf and drags him to the hospital again who by the way still thinks he's attending the party half way down the hall.
You have to commend the little guy. He searched the caverns, any number of store rooms, wandered forever and for a time truly appeared lost, but he did get him to the hospital.
The only question is why. He had already been rescued and left the hospital.