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Weirdest/silliest monster contest
« on: September 06, 2013, 04:02:42 pm »

What's the weirdest and/or silliest monster you've ever heard of?

The weirdest monster I've heard of is the toenail golem from Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup.
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Re: Weirdest/silliest monster contest
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2013, 04:04:45 pm »

I think you can pretty much say "Dungeons of Dredmor" and leave it at that.

Although that does remind of the bizarre floating Fruit Totems from Secret of Mana, that inexplicably made zombies.
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Re: Weirdest/silliest monster contest
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2013, 04:14:07 pm »

What's the weirdest and/or silliest monster you've ever heard of?

The heart monster from old Bugs Bunny cartoons.



Because apparently bright red furry hearts are...scary?

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Re: Weirdest/silliest monster contest
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2013, 04:14:37 pm »

Hey, I'm not giving out my secret silly monsters unless you tell me what the prize for this contest is.
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Re: Weirdest/silliest monster contest
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2013, 04:15:40 pm »

Pretty much any monster from Earthbound.

Exploding Trees, Walking Nooses, Mailmen.
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Re: Weirdest/silliest monster contest
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2013, 08:47:52 pm »

Wait, I just remembered something. Literally every single monster in Eastern Mind and it's sequel, Chu-Teng.
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Re: Weirdest/silliest monster contest
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2013, 08:59:07 pm »

Takofuusen
Definitely more weird than silly for most people.
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Re: Weirdest/silliest monster contest
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2013, 09:39:58 pm »

Composite Man from Spacebattles.
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Re: Weirdest/silliest monster contest
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2013, 10:58:55 pm »

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Pink Men are one of the stranger dungeon inhabitants you’ll find. They resemble grotesque and swollen human beings, with raw pink skin, indistinct and simple features, and rolling white eyes without a hint of humanity.

Unlike regular folk, Pink Men are born out of a pool of slimy undifferentiated tissue. The pools are constantly hungry for new genetic material, and the Pink Men, as well as searching for food, are always looking for new victims to toss into the pool to be reborn as Pink Men. Pink Men prefer to remain underground, making raids to secure new tribe members only rarely, and under cover of darkness.

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So think something like the DF bogeymen, except that instead of trying to kill you, they're always trying to drag you into their pool where they can turn you into one of their own.

(just a note, if anyone wants to search for the source, it's highly NSFW, but the other creatures are weirder and way creepier)
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Re: Weirdest/silliest monster contest
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2013, 11:04:19 pm »

Man Made Of Bees from Kingdom of Loathing. I haven't ever played it, but I know it has to be awesome.
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Re: Weirdest/silliest monster contest
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2013, 11:42:14 pm »

(just a note, if anyone wants to search for the source, it's highly NSFW, but the other creatures are weirder and way creepier)
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Re: Weirdest/silliest monster contest
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2013, 10:20:12 am »

So uh... I had a dream today that I thought I'd share and this seemed the best place to share it at the time...

 My dream had what I call 'Pepto Bismol Boos'. I may be disqualified at will for the 'monster' not being a part of actual social media.

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