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enolate

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Re: Unlisted Vampires
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2013, 11:25:33 pm »
Quote from: edgefigaro on July 21, 2013, 05:24:51 pm
I Unfortunate Accidented him after he killed a kid. Sometimes I lock a vampire in a plush, Michael Jacksonesque playhouse with beds and toys and such, and I have him be the manager of the dwarven childcare unit. But all my children had already been murdered by the undead hoard, so I just had him fight an elephant corpse.


Eww. You are a horrible person. What did children ever do to you?
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Re: Unlisted Vampires
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2013, 12:07:57 am »
Quote from: enolate on July 21, 2013, 11:25:33 pm
Quote from: edgefigaro on July 21, 2013, 05:24:51 pm
I Unfortunate Accidented him after he killed a kid. Sometimes I lock a vampire in a plush, Michael Jacksonesque playhouse with beds and toys and such, and I have him be the manager of the dwarven childcare unit. But all my children had already been murdered by the undead hoard, so I just had him fight an elephant corpse.


Eww. You are a horrible person. What did children ever do to you?
They threw parties, made friends, mooded themselves into stone and wood crafters. One usurped my pick demanding mayor/legendary marksdwarf.

Seriously, a healthy, safe environment for children is terrible for the long term longevity of the fort. Tantrum spirals and whatnot.
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Spacespinner

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« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2013, 01:59:19 am »
This thread is now about wagons. I'm serious, I want to see what happens. Please test it immediately.
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Quote from: Quietust on July 14, 2013, 08:32:48 am
Most people's relationship with Dwarf Fortress is akin to Stockholm Syndrome.

Matoro

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Re: Unlisted Vampires
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2013, 02:02:48 am »
Quote from: Spacespinner on July 22, 2013, 01:59:19 am
This thread is now about wagons. I'm serious, I want to see what happens. Please test it immediately.

Vagon Vampires?
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Maw

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Re: Unlisted Vampires
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2013, 05:42:28 am »
But what if a vampire falls off the wagon?
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enolate

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Re: Unlisted Vampires
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2013, 05:46:55 am »
Quote from: Maw on July 22, 2013, 05:42:28 am
But what if a vampire falls off the wagon?

Vampires are incapable of being off the wagon. That is why they are so emo.
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